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The Boris Jackson Challenge — Win a Jewcy Shirt

Howdy, I’m back. I thought we could try a meta-contest this time. Your challenge is to come up with the … Best Boris Jackson Challenge (The winning response will be the official challenge for the following week. You can see … Read More

By / August 27, 2007

Howdy,

I’m back. I thought we could try a meta-contest this time.

Your challenge is to come up with the … Best Boris Jackson Challenge (The winning response will be the official challenge for the following week. You can see previous challenges here, here, and here.) Thanks to all of you who entered last week’s contest – especially those of you who registered.  The big prize goes to JewcyJuice, who somehow found a way to tackle both of last week’s challenge options at once: 2 in 1 I would like to pickle Abe Foxman's immoral tongue since it has gotten him in such a pickle. If anyone ever truly heard its use in full scope, he/she would have undoubtedly panicked and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound. I also want to thank you for all of your prayers.  They worked. My feet are still swollen, and I’m covered in scabs, but I feel terrific. Special thanks to Maria for filling in for me last week. She’s a fine woman, and I’m a lucky man to have her on my team.

BJ –Please remember that the deadline is Friday at 5:00 PM and that only registered Jewcy members are eligible to win the Jewcy shirt.

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