• Finally, the iSeder is here.
• This Russian billionaire is reenacting the Passover march through the desert this week.
• Rookie editor Tavi Gevinson does not like the green variety of fruit slice candy.
• There’s a South Park Passover episode.
• “If Lucky Charms were a Jewish cereal, would the box have a picture of Rahm Emanuel?”
• We highly recommend skipping the second seder and heading to BAM to see Lena Dunham’s excellently curated ‘Hey, Girlfriend! Lena Dunham Selects’—Clueless and Vamp screen Saturday evening, and Dunham leads a Q&A with Amy Heckerling & Alicia Silverstone after both.
• Happy Passover, from General Ulysses S. Grant.
• Sausage! Get your kosher for Passover sausage!
• No bugs at the seder table, please.
• Why are these seders different? They’re held by Messianic Jews.
• Introducing the Bloody Maror, the ultimate Passover cocktail.
• Kim Ima’s recipe for Passover Apple cake, which she sells year-round from her Treats Truck.
• From the Jewcy archives, Deleon frontman Dan Saks shares his grandmother’s Passover recipes, Emily Goldsher-Diamond explains the joys of Kiglin, and HAVE WE MENTIONED OUR CAT HAGGADAH?
We’ll leave you with Les Matzarables, courtesy of Shalom Sesame. Dayenu!