Mila Kunis is pregnant! Which means—as many Hollywood observers have astutely noted—Ashton Kutcher is going to be a father! Not since ScarJo’s pregnancy reveal three weeks ago has a celebrity baby generated so much excitement.
The newly engaged couple haven’t actually confirmed the news (wouldn’t it be funny if this was just a giant scam perpetuated by e-online, the Facebook trending bar, and our insatiable appetite for celebrity gossip? YES), but in the meantime, it’s fun to speculate about the ridiculously beautiful and funny child they might bring into the world.