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Meet Krav Maga’s Newest Practitioners: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Newlyweds Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are taking Krav Maga lessons, according to The Daily Mail. The couple started learning the Israeli military-style form of self-defense as part of their preparations for their second film together, By the Sea, which was written and will be directed by Jolie.

It’s their first joint appearance on the big screen since 2005’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and apparently they’re going to play a married couple again. An unnamed and totally authentic-sounding ‘source’ told Us Weekly that the film will feature some “crazy sex scenes,” but other than that, plot details are scarce. We have so many questions: Will the film feature a fight sequence? Does Jolie play a Mossad agent? Could the Krav Maga moves be executed in the middle of a sex scene, thus giving it a unique, “crazy,” Israeli flavor? Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

For now, here’s what we do know: Brad’s lost some excess poundage, Angelina’s happily reliving her Tomb Raider days, and even the kids are getting into it. Krav Maga—a recipe for celebrity shalom bayit.

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