The very funny Julie Klausner, who was a 2010 Big Jewcy and is currently spearheading a bold campaign to pet Duke, the Bush’s Beans dog, also has a lot to say about politics. In an interview with Comedy Central’s Indecision, Klausner talks about Walter Mondale, Pitbull, and Eleanor Roosevelt’s sexy ghost. Here’s a snippet:
If you could meet any political figure, living or dead, who would it be?
Definitely not Hitler. I’m not looking to change any minds with a single example. I guess Teddy Roosevelt, unless he wanted to go hunting. I’m not into killing rhinos, but I’d love to watch him tuck into a meal and I’d happily walk his dog with him around his property. And depending on how things went, maybe I’d angle for a mustache ride as well.
You’re trapped in an elevator with the president. Strangely enough, you also have a superpower: the ability to make him do one thing of your choosing. What would you have him do?
Obama, right? Definitely oral. Haha! I’m joking. Obviously, I’d get him to commit to marriage equality.
She has our vote.