This is the voicemail to end all voicemails, you guys: concerned Bubbe reads about Putin’s draconian anti-gay policies in newspaper, calls gay grandson to warn him not to travel to Russia on impending vacation, tells him she loves him.
This is the best thing on the internet today, I promise. (But this is a close second.)
“Don’t go near Russia. Don’t go there at all. I know it’s the Olympics… but DON’T. GO.”