Gabriela Geselowitz

Gabriela Geselowitz is the former editor of, and a nerd-about-town.

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Jon Lovitz, 58, And Jessica Lowndes, 27, Fake ‘Secret’ Relationship

The couple teased out the “confession” by leading the Internet on a merry chase.

Introducing Jewcy’s New Editor: I’m Gabriela Geselowitz!

Be not afraid; I come in peace.

The Shonda of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire Memorial

Isn’t over a century long enough to wait?

The Banquet of Ahasuerus
Achashverosh, AKA the Patriarchy, is the Real Villain of Purim

Sure, Haman is a genocidal megalomaniac. But at least he’s consistent.

Holi and Purim Collide!

Holi and Purim: two great holidays, that this year go great together.

Have Yourself a Merry Little Sondheimas

Steve be praised, as diehard fans “worship” at Sondheimas.

Amy Schumer Lives Out the Rich-Person-Tipping-Fantasy of Which We Only Dream

The comedian tipped a bartender about 1300% at a performance of ‘Hamilton.’

LaBeouf and Goth
Shia LaBeouf is Engaged to Mia Goth, No Word If It’s Performance Art

The actor and professional weird person may soon tie the knot, or maybe just sit in an elevator for 24 hours to talk about it.