George Bush goes to Albania and, amidst being fondly groped by throngs of the natives, his watch disappears. The BBC takes us on a sardonically editorialized recounting of the whole horrific ordeal. Watch for such key quotes as, "Even here there was a bitter twist."

The piece's coup-de-grace come halfway through, with, "and a scramble to respond in the West Wing, where they're more used to talking about other missing items - like weapons of mass destruction, for example."

Ba-ZING!

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