Submitted by JewcyCraig on Fri, 03/23/2007 - 15:41.
Hugo Chavez organizes anti-American rallies when Bush visits a neighboring Latin American country to discuss energy deals. What's Hugo going to do now that the Bushes are salsa dancing in Sao Paolo? My guess is turn into the John Lithgow reverend from Footloose. "El gringo diablo no debe bailar!"