Look, I'm from SC and I have very similar taste in people to you. But I hadda move to the west coast to get it. I tried New York, but the Jews of New York are fundamentally square, with of course the occasional notable ...

Hey Mike! Great to see this topic revisited by the progenitor. I reference Godwin's Law more often than I'd like. I'd love to see this piece get some broader circulation in the Internet community-at-large. Can we ...

What is this, a slang-talking bird?

...I think you mean Neilah. Niddah is a whooooole nother bucket of blood, I mean, can of worms.