Sam stops by Emily Gould's kitchen to do a little "cooking". 

1.  Your name is Jesse James

2.  You allegedly have sex with a woman who dresses up like a Nazi, and has "W.P." tattooed on her legs.

 Tmz reports: "The woman who reportedly had an affair with Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James has another bombshell to drop -- a full scale Nazi photo shoot."

Okay, sure.  Anybody can dress like a Nazi, doed that mean they are a Nazi?

"In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle's ex-husband says she "makes the Nazi salute," and has a swastika tattoed on her stomach (not seen in these pics).

In one photo the letter "w" is on Michelle's left leg, and the letter "p" on her right. We're told Michelle tells people it stands for 'white power.'"

This makes it a little harder to argue any sort of case that you aren't white trash. 

Nothing says "statement" more than dressing up in the finest Top Shop and Urban Outfitters gear, taking a trip to a hip music conference, and telling the world how bad Israel is for having musicians. 

Took up cause because they were denied entry to Levis Fader Fort

You know those times where you think a rabbi makes sense, but you also think he might be bat-shit crazy?  Let's use Rabbi Dov Lioras an example:

"We still are not compassionate towards people in our times, so having mercy on animals is irrelevant," explained the rabbi. "Only when the world ascends spiritually and we have mercy on people will we be able to be vegetarians." (Via)

Meat eaters and plant munchers: debate!

In the rare event the Chicago Cubs win (they haven't captured a World Series title since 1908), you will hear legions of drunken Northsiders singing a simple tune of "go Cubs go" together in unison.  The song was written by the late Steve Goodman, who even after being diagnosed with Leukemia in 1969, would spend his life writing songs that Johnny Cash, Chet Atkins and Willie Nelson, would go on to record.  While that is no small feat, he will always be remembered for his endearing anthem for the lovable losers he was a fanatic fan of. 

Now, nearly 30 years after his death, Illinois Congressman Mike Quigley has introduced a bill honoring the late folk singer, that would rename the Lakeview Post Office --located a few blocks from the Cubs home field of Wrigley Field-- after the man who gave Cubs fans something to sing about.