Jay, I kept scrolling up to double-check the date of this piece.
Then I kept waiting for the part where it becomes obvious you are writing satire, where you admit how wrong the Left was on everything. Wrong, wrong, wrong from ...
"In my opinion, community organizing should elicit more respect than serving the nation as a soldier at war."
This line of yours, my dear, epitomizes the completely ass-backwards thinking of the Left. ...