Broad brush conclusions? I'm not the one who tagged Buchanan, Coulter & Dr, Paul "for instance" as anti-Semites!  LOL!

Nowhere in my post do I remotely come close to the phrase "spread her legs".  I pointed out that illegal birth control can be blamed as easily as illegal abortion.  Your grandmother, and your aborted uncle or aunt, did not ...

Jay, I kept scrolling up to double-check the date of this piece. Then I kept waiting for the part where it becomes obvious you are writing satire, where you admit how wrong the Left was on everything.  Wrong, wrong, wrong from ...

"In my opinion, community organizing should elicit more respect than serving the nation as a soldier at war."  This line of yours, my dear, epitomizes the completely ass-backwards thinking of the Left.  ...

Dream on, Koffler.  Dream on.

So her married name would be... Lauren Lauren?  Priceless.