The first thing you should know is that I love to party. The second thing you should know is that only the first thing matters.
I am a quarter Jewish and 75% Italian, I am a pizzabagel incarnate. I have an Italian appetite, but a Jewish stomach. My bathroom is industrial size and strength.
My Dad nourished me with Marx Brothers, Woody Allen and Mel Brooks movies. I am a little Jew hiding in a big gorilla's body.
I'm comfortable with that.
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by John R. Spagna, November 15, 2006
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I posted my info and I expected loads of hits from Jewish women who wanted to eat some sushi, watch a Ben Stiller movie (romantic comedy not gross out humor) and grab a night cap. I only got one response from a Mets fan named Josh who likes to "pickle" stuff. Anyone who is into preserving scares me. Alot. In any case, Belmont Lounge, 9:30 PM, you and me and the bottle makes party tonight.