First of all, I am in total agreement with the person who said it isn't worth arguing with David, so I'm not going to. It's not worth arguing with him because his arguments are logically invalid. Let's go over the most 

This so totally happened when my buddy Brandon started dating this less-rich girl from the wrong side of Wilshire Blvd. I Was like, Brandon, even if you marry her, your parents will make you sign a crazy pre-nup, and so she'll never REALLY be really ...

I can't believe this didn't mention that Captain Kirk (well, William Shatner) is a Jew, too. My agent sees him at temple on the high holidays.

Debates about the surge seems to quickly degenerate into "chicken or egg," tail-chasing exercises. Did the surge create the security conditions which facilitated the success of the Sunni awakening? Did it spur Sadr to stand down? Did ...

I should win your contest because then I can blast these jams while cruising down the 405 in my Vette with the wind blowing through my curly mullet. YES!