So I convinced a close friend to go with me t o Hillel dinner.  And what did I do .  First I cam in way late so I couldn't have time to schmooz with any one.  You see at UCI Hillel all they do is schmooz while waiting in line, chow down, and then plan on what party they;re attending after dinner and leave.  Never go late.  Then,  I didnt introduce my friend to the the girls even I don't no that well and who don't really care for me.  Jeez, meeting jewish women and trying to start something is fdamn fucking hard, nay impossible! So I drank with a married coupls and an orthodox jew. Sigh!

Lying in a Flu-induced haze of psychic malaise, I had an epiphany.  Following the dozens of Hillel Shabbats and 2 successful Purim parties I feel a new understanding.