Jacob Ribakoff was born and raised in the glorious suburbs of Orange County, CA. He's in his 1st year of Grad School, stuying to be a Physician Assistant in an retrofitted stripmall located in the dankiest downtown districts of Pomona, CA.
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| DAmn You Hillel I failed! | |
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by Jacob Ribakoff, April 12, 2008
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So I convinced a close friend to go with me t o Hillel dinner. And what did I do . First I cam in way late so I couldn't have time to schmooz with any one. You see at UCI Hillel all they do is schmooz while waiting in line, chow down, and then plan on what party they;re attending after dinner and leave. Never go late. Then, I didnt introduce my friend to the the girls even I don't no that well and who don't really care for me. Jeez, meeting jewish women and trying to start something is fdamn fucking hard, nay impossible! So I drank with a married coupls and an orthodox jew. Sigh!
| What is a Jew without a Gym Membership? | |
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by Jacob Ribakoff, March 31, 2008
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Lying in a Flu-induced haze of psychic malaise, I had an epiphany. Following the dozens of Hillel Shabbats and 2 successful Purim parties I feel a new understanding.