"You are being rabbinical without a license."
Plenty of Rabbis with smicha seem to practice without a license. That's how they classified chicken as meat. Just because a Rabbi said it doesn't make ...
...why are they not allowed to lead any part of an orthodox service. Because they're too holy to lead a service? I think not.
Why doesn't the orthodox community ordain female rabbis? Rabbis are a late day invention ...
"You then take some matzah, scoop the charoses back on the matzah and you're back in business."
Well, maybe you're back in business. I'm just nautious watching you.
"Would I be correct in saying that intermarriage is the greatest taboo in Judaism (especially in America) today."
Probably not. With intermarriage rates being somewhere near 50%, I don't think it qualifies ...