As you may know, we here at Jewcy have been busy launching some amazingly buzzworthy t-shirts. But, as it turns out, we aren't the only religion blog throwing our proverbial tees into the ring.

This week, we were challenged by the good folks over at P4CM.com, otherwise known as the Passion for (4?) Christ Movement, who have launched what they are calling the "Ex-Shirt" campaign, featuring solid colored shirts with bold text written across the front announcing what you quit doing for Christ's sake.

Now, I'm willing to admit that the Ex-Hustler and the Ex-Diva are a little bit cool. I'm even willing to ignore how much the Ex-Homosexual shirt makes me want to vom. But who, for the love of God, would want to wear this shirt?:

Well, those kids, I guess. It's not for the faint of heart though. As the Ex-Masturbator introductory video tells us:

We want you to rock it. You gotta have confidence though 'cause cats are gonna be clowning you. We already talked about, you know, you walk into the 7-11 and people are gonna be joking and snickering, and you almost want to direct it to those people and tell them you know, you all laughing probably because y'all still masturbating!

Yes, that's definitely why they're laughing. Well, to each his own.

P.S. Someone needs to gently explain to the girl in that video that, in this context, the word "bondage" doesn't mean what she thinks it means.

Wrapping tefillin is one of the odder Jewish traditions.  Between the box on the forehead and the the vaguely menacing straps running up the arm, those unfamiliar to the tradition can be left extremely confused when it comes to phylacteries.  (By the way, is there a dirtier sounding word in Judaism than "phylacteries"?)

Anyway, luckily for the misinformed and the confused, the Federation of Jewish Men's Clubs has produced a rap, or "wrap," if you will, about tefillin -- complete with a catchy chorus, hot midwestern accents, and even (spoiler!) a sentimental reprise at the end.  It's fun and educational, and here it is:

If you want to impress this Hanukkah, you've got to stay up on the trends. Here is some pre-Hannukkah internet reconnaissance for all you heebsters out there on what is in and what is out.

• In: Semi-ironic Hannukah-themed graphic tees. Urban Outfitters has taken its trendiness to a new level by marketing not one, but two (TWO!) Hannukah-inspired t-shirts. Then again, they are also single handedly trying to bring back the black mesh bodysuit, so we'll see how far this goes.

• Out: Celebrity-designed vegan footwear. Back in February, we let y'all know about Natalie Portman's line of cruelty-free, no-animals-included shoes. Now, less than one year later, we have to let you know that all that vegan accesorizing is over. According to E! Online, it isn't any fault of Natalie's, or of her brand, but rather the folding of its parent company, Té Casan. Damn you, economic crisis!

• In: Bacon-flavored makeouts. Buzzfeed has found us the perfect holiday item to keep in your purse, or to share with friends. Introducing: bacon mints! The perfect treify breath freshener for popping under your traditional Hannukkah mistletoe.

• In: Walruses with saxophones. Finally, one of the largest of animals are free to embrace the smallest of instruments. Not really Jewish, but we just couldn't resist!I'm Walking on Sunshine: Woah-oh!

When it comes to costumey holidays, Jews know what's up. Not only did we have Purim to look forward to back in March, but this year we can enjoy a spooky, scary shabbat, as Halloween falls on a Friday night. And even though John McCain might not be able to tell the difference between the two holidays (hey, blame Joe Lieberman), Jews have been able to claim Halloween for their own through such wonderful cult classics as 30 Rock's Werewolf Bar Mitzvah. As there is no official Werewolf Bar Mitzvah video, we dug around the youtube graveyard to find some amusing alternatives. Mazel Tov!

1. The Sims version

2. The one which is just disco lights spinning in circles.