Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lipschitz. Good thing he changed it. I don't think designer clothes would sell well with a "Lipschitz" label.

excepting shul, where else but jdate does one go to meet potential Jewish mates? And if you live in a good-size city with several shuls, look at all the potential mates you might never meet. But none of that applies to me. I live in a large ...

How about MOOOTT? Member Of One Of Twelve Tribes? I'll play along. I am, culturally speaking, an Eastern European Jew. I know very little of, nor do I much feel a kindred spirit to, and middle-Eastern or North ...

This is a taste test? We get precisely one line about how it tastes.  Maybe it's a taste quiz! :)

Amy, in light of the history of Jews as comedians, Vaudevillians, and gag writers, it should be clear to you that this is what is commonly known as... Schtick. It's funny, Amy, it's a gag, a joke, a pisser. Because, you see, if it was ...

For 20 years, I lived in the Midwest, where "Jew" is a verb, approximately meaning, "beat up a seller on price".  In context, "I got a really good price on my car, but it took me forever to Jew down the ...