Eccentric with a foul sense of humor who is trapped in the Deep South. My child is the joy of my life. I like fighting - but only in legitimate, sanctioned sports competitions. Morbid stuff holds a deep fascination with me. Spend my work days as an attorney dealing with the worst people in my state. My future involves learning Spanish and disappearing into the deepest reaches of South America.

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