Arjewtino is a Reformed Jew born in Argentina who swears he is a citizen of the U.S.
He has lived in DC since before you were in diapers (more specifically, 1999) but was born in Argentina and grew up in Los Angeles.
He has been busted for playing Minesweeper at work, hugged Alyssa Milano when he was 12, and was rumored to be the starting shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
His favorite animal is NOT the panda. He likes to yell at the microwave to hurry up. He aggressively shuns Jews for Jesus, and has foolishly swum in the Potomac River.
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