I don't really care about whether this is memoir or satire (though I suspect the latter). All I want to say is that Carmela Machiato is an absolutely GENIUS drag name. You should trademark it ASAP.

That was great. I hadn't heard that of that chain of events before in relationship to the two holidays. Yesher koach!

I'm officially on record that SYJAL is the effort of some Federation/Hillel/Young Leadership whatever...  

So proud of his prostate. So sloppy with his aim.Alav Ha'shalom