The media absolutely took the ball and ran with it, but they didn't create the ball.  It's not a media creation, though Obama's team has certainly attempted to frame it as such.  You can run a

Naming children is indeed a big deal, but after an adolescence filled with mockery and/or non-acceptance, we can always change our names to something cooler ...

Fwiw, the NY Post called in "handwriting expert" Arlene Leachman, who somehow made the determination that ...

They need to figure out how to encode being filthy/stinking rich into their algorithms.   Good genes + poverty < blah genes + cash, right? Anyway, I'm still holding my breath for the matchmaking service that helps those ...

Great stuff, and hopefully the prototype for many a not-only-for-profit venture to come.  It's such a ripe and worthy model for emulation.  And I wish I could find some Kind Healthy Snacks here in L.A.

I feel bad for the deracinated shrubs.  It may be good for the kids to learn how to plant, and to connect to the land thereby, but I can't help but wonder if the "a tree has been planted in your honor..." gifts I've given ...