L'chaim: now can we please clear the floor for a hora? While playing a set at the opening of the new Fendi store in Paris, singer and oft-mentioned Jewcy celeb Amy Winehouse commented that she was glad to get the gig, and jokingly (?) added that she was also available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

“Well, maybe not a wedding," Winehouse continued. My music's a little too heartbreak. For a wedding, you need something meeker."

Yeah, there's something about the idea of having your first dance to 'You Know I'm No Good' that seems sort of off. Kind of like inviting the worst dressed person of the year to play at a fashion week party.