Two total non-surprises from last night’s Grammy Awards: Amy Winehouse didn’t make it, but she cleaned up anyway, winning Record of the Year, Best New Artist, Song of the Year, Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and Best Pop Vocal Album.

Winehouse did perform live in London. It’s sort of hard to look at her knobby knees, so we suggest concentrating on her awesome suit-clad backup singers.

Mark Ronson, who produced Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black” album, tells MTVAsia how the two came up with the lyrics for “Rehab.” It’s pretty much exactly what you would expect:

"We were walking down the street," he continued, "and she's telling me a story about her family or something coming over to [her home], to kind of talk some sense into her. And she was like, 'They tried to make me go to rehab, and I told them no, no, no,' and she put her hand up.

"I guess, as a friend, I should have been like, 'Oh my God, that must have been hard for you.' But as a producer, I was just like, 'That sounds hooky — you should go back to the studio and we should turn that into a song.'"

No, no, no: Maybe this time Amy will actually be rehabilitated! People reports that Amy Winehouse bowed to pressure from her record label and headed to a treatment facility yesterday. "She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories," Universal Music Group's statement reads. Accentuate the positive!  The recent video of her smoking what seemed like crack may have been a factor.

I'm here because I have a Loved One in Jewish Rehab. It has caused me to think harder about being a Jew. I still don't believe in god, but I'm enjoying the services and the feeling of being part of a community.