Are 'Be Kind Rewind' funnyman Jack Black’s feelings about his Bar Mitzvah really gossip-worthy? The New York Post seems to think so. Today’s round-up of celebrity quotes ends with this one:

"PART of the bar mitzvah is that you become a man supposedly at 13 years old. And as I was a man, I decided never to go to a synagogue again" – Jack Black

Quelle scandale!