The Mouse Turns 80 |
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by Jake Rake, November 18, 2008 |
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Jewcy Zeitgeist: Big Day For The Corporate Mouse, Bruno Surfaces and All The Succulent Whale Meat You Can Handle |
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by Jake Rake, November 18, 2008 |
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Deciding what is important for you!
Adolf Hitler Makes a Creepy Disney Movie Even Creepier |
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| Norwegien museum collecter uncovers Hitler's cartoon drawings | |
by Jessica Miller, February 25, 2008 |
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Bad Taste: Although Hitler can be linked to several childhood stories, he stakes no claim to the Gingerbread Man."Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" is a pretty creepy story if you think
about it, what with the stepmother contracting a woodsman
to cut the heart out of a little girl so she can keep it on her dresser in a
jewelry box – just because the kid has fairer features. However, this
story just made "Snow White" even creepier.
William Hakvaag, director of a war museum in Norway, claims that he has uncovered several drawings of Snow White’s dwarfs signed by an “A. Hitler,” a signature he is absolutely positive that can be traced back to the most terrible dictator of our time. Also included in the findings was a portrait of Pinocchio by the same artist.
Hakvaag claims that not only do the dates and handwriting match up, but that it was well known that Hitler believed the Disney Film to be genius. We also know that Hitler was an artist. In fact, his rejection (twice) from art school and his time living as a bohemian in Vienna preceded his days of military service and megalomania.
If only Hitler had stuck to his art. Or if he had listened to the moral at the end of the story: never try to exterminate someone solely based upon how she looks. In the end, caring will overcome jealousy, and you will end up falling off of a cliff.
Hamas Continues Copyright Violations |
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by Josh Cohen, August 31, 2007 |
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In May, Mickey Mouse’s Islamofascist cousin—the one that’s never invited to the weddings—was beaten to death by an Israeli terrorist. But never fear, never fear, for the Disney franchise is stocked with willing martyrs…and so it was that last week Simba, the Lion King himself, was shown on Hamas’ al-Aqsa television network fighting an evil army of rats, wielding Israeli guns and adorned by US dollars—Fatah, of course. Do listen for the actual dubbed-in voice of Mohammed Dahlan, former Fatah leader, here incarnated as the chief rat.
Hamas Steals Mickey Mouse |
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by Michael Weiss, May 8, 2007 |
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The ice-rimmed rictus on Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen face is in the shape of a smile today.