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| Learning from the Underground Press of the Sixties | |
by Jay Michaelson, April 23, 2009 |
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Lilit Marcus, Shiksa Menace 3.0 |
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by Lilit Marcus, January 20, 2009 |
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A few weeks ago, I wrote a post on Jewcy about my Jewish identity - more specifically, about not knowing Hebrew and wondering if that made me less of a Jew. I also referenced the fact that my mother is not Jewish, which isn't some big secret or anything, but was tangential to the main topic of the post. The blogger Luke Ford linked to the post on his blog, and mentioned he liked my writing. In response, he got this email from "Chaim Amalek," which he published the next day:
We all know about the Shiksa Menace, V1.0 - the blonde with boobs and bearing who turned the heads of many a yid one or two generations removed from the shtetl, and who continues to lure Jewish men to the doom of happiness. Then came Shiksa Menace 2.0 in the form of the Yellow Peril - Asian women morphing themselves into good “jewish” wives while still eating dog meat. Now comes Shiksa Menace 3.0, possibly the most pernicious and effective of all because, well, they know Jewish men through their fathers, and have the good looks of the gentile mothers. This Lilit person is an example of that. She may think of herself as Jewish, but in terms of rabbinical law she simply is not. How many Jewish men will be lured to their communal doom by this new breed of shiksa?
Sadly, I believe this email was intended to be humorous. The bottom line is, I'm well aware of what Orthodox Jews think of my Jewish identity and, if I cared, I wouldn't go to shul, observe holidays, or edit a blog about Judaism. But I do all of those things and then some, and the people at my egalitarian, open-minded, non-judgmental Reform synagogue couldn't care less who my mother is or what she believes in. For the record, she was raised a Presbyterian - and perhaps the Protestant half of me believes that it's faith, just faith, that makes me a Jew. The rest is noise.
Luckily, I have some pretty rad, smart, and observant friends who thought "Chaim"'s email was ridiculous. Jewcy blogger Zachary Thacher noted:
For those who want to marry a Jewish woman who has a non-Jewish mom, there are many simple remedies for the halachic question it poses. Being a racist asshole isn't one of them.
If wanting to marry a Jewish man and raise Jewish children makes me a shiksa menace, then so be it.
Oh, and for the record, "this Lilit person" looks like her father. You know, the Jewish one.
Missives from Gaza |
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by Shira Danan, January 1, 2009 |
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How does it feel to be living in Gaza or have family and friends in Gaza right now? Not many people are blogging from Gaza today because of the lack of electricity. But a little research yielded a few bloggers out there either with personal connections in Gaza or an internet connection. Take a look at these blogs.
In Gaza, a Canadian human rights activist named Eva Bartlett:
How to explain this feeling? I am physically numb to the explosions, not that i am in any way brave, but just physically unaffected. This is useful, it allows me to continue to write, to photograph, to speak. But my rational side which is continuing these things. Alberto, a Spanish journalist sitting next to me, helps me to recall that last night I told him: "I'm so focused on conveying the eyewitness account that i'm not thinking about danger."
Life must go on in Gaza and Sderot, a blog written by two friends: one in Gaza and one in Sderot:
I am asking the international community to stop what is going on in Gaza I hope to return to ceasefire and move away from violence Because violence will bring more violence.
From Gaza, Dr. Mona El-Farra, a Gazan woman currently in England:
I am travelling from Manchester to Cairo this week to send medication, emergency supplies, and very important orthopaedic equipment, for Al Awda hospital and the Red Crescent society. Also, some very important children's medication, and medications for chronic diseases. While the hospitals are overwhelmed with the injured, it is important to secure the rest of the patients - a very difficult balance for us in such crisis, with the health services at the point of collapse.
Rafah Kid, reports from Rafah:
And what shall I say? I will not speak of my daily misery having to put up in Friday with a 24 hour power cut; nor will I like to mention my father standing in a long queue in front of the bakery at 7 a.m. to buy some bread; nor will I mention the 3 empty gas cylinders awaiting to be filled since a month; nor will I lament the patients living on respiratory support or kidney washing machines and are afraid the hospitals will have no electricity ; I find it enough to say that all those I meet,including myself and my family, are psychologically and emotionally tired.
Raising Yousuf and Noor, a blog from a mother in North Carolina in touch with parents in Gaza:
"It's strange, my whole body is shaking. Why is that? Why is that?" she rambles on, continuous explosions audible in the background. "There they go again. One boom after another. 15. Before that, one or two, maybe 20 total so far."
Mideast Youth, a collection of blog posts and podcasts from young men and women in the Middle East:
300 dead and over 1000 injured, and Israel is promising more.
3 Indispensible Pieces of Advice |
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by Rabbi David Wolpe, December 21, 2008 |
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As I part with my blogging week, here are three pieces of advice They are simple, and I believe, useful and true.
1. Always call. When you doubt (upon hearing of someone's loss, or illness) whether you should call, don't doubt. Your silence is more likely to be seen as indifference than delicacy. Even if awkward, call.
2. Learn to say 'no.' Someone else's legitimate expectation does NOT create in you a legitimate obligation. My congregants have a legitimate expectation that the Rabbi will attend their event. Since always attending would make it impossible to ever have a home life, I often find myself saying 'no.' I do not say it with glee, but try also not to say it with guilt. One who cannot say 'no' is forever a slave. Besides, your 'yes' means nothing if you really cannot say 'no.'
3. It is usually not about you. Other people spend time thinking about you as often as you do about them. In other words, they too are thinking about themselves, and not the cranberry sauce you spilled on your shirt. It may torture you all night, but they are already on to their own considerations. A gentle humor about oneself, taking yourself seriously but not solemnly, smooths life's path.
OK, I said three things; the fourth is not from me. It is from the great writer Henry James, who said the three most important things in life are: "to be kind, to be kind and to be kind."
Now, good luck; or as we say in Aramaic, B'seyata D'shmaya -- with Heaven's help.
Secret Blogger Crushes |
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| Lit Klatsch: Ask for a Convertible | |
by Danit Brown, October 27, 2008 |
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Danit Brown, author of Ask for a Convertible, will be blogging all week as one of Jewcy's Lit Klatsch bloggers. Danit's book uses a fictional character to discuss life as an Israeli-American who has trouble fitting into both her parents' homelands.
When I was a teenager, I knew a girl who was such a big fan of the TV show Fame that she would take snapshots of her TV screen and send the stars of the show gifts on their birthdays. At the time, I thought she was weird: yes, I too have had dreams in which I was being wooed by celebrities (most notably, Barry Williams a.k.a. Greg Brady, but also, more recently, Barack Obama and Kelly Ripa), but even way back in junior high, I already knew instinctively that these people had better things to do than answer my mail.
And then my husband introduced me to the wonder that is blogging.
Liking Stuff Is No Longer Only for White People |
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by Jessica Miller, April 4, 2008 |
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Steven Colbert Breaks Down Race Barriers: He exemplifies SWPL #14, while I show off #35
Got an ethnic or sexual identity? If so, then according to the Internet, you probably like stuff. Ever since Stuff White People Like became an overnight sensation, bloggers from all across the identity spectrum have been eager to put in their own two cents about, well, what stuff their people like. Any trendspotter now knows that when a few other people of the same race or sexual orientation like things, a website is the next inevitable phase. Just in case you don’t know how, for instance, your young Jewish adult friend might feel about you inviting her to a game of ultimate frisbee (LOVES it), or are in the mood for some awkward stereotype-based humor, here’s a roundup of some more stuff people like:
• For the temple youth group crowd, there’s Stuff Young Jewish Adults Like: (surprisingly?) similar to white people. Likes include Ironic Jewish Themed t-shirts, Isla Fisher, NPR, Taking Christ’s name in vain. My guess? The name of the blog is too unhip to have been written by a real “young Jewish Adult.” But I sort of want to own that T-shirt.
• Stuff Black People Like is currently under construction and is operating in the meantime in blog form. Visitors to the site can learn about how much Black people love talent shows, Black Jesus, using the word “conversate,” “yo mama” jokes, and revolution, or they can participate in the ongoing discussion about what it means to be “Blaucasian.”
• If you are educated, Black, and feel that Stuff Black People Like does not represent your interests, you might find a cozy pigeon hole over at Stuff Educated Black People Like. This group digs wine and cheese affairs, Oprah, mega churches, jazz, fraternities and sororities, advanced degrees, poetry slams, CNN, and moving to Atlanta.
• Time to take it over to the Asian crowd with Stuff Asian People Like! I’ve got to say, this list reminds me of a lot of non-Asian people I know. According to the site, Asians are heavy into Dance Dance Revolution, higher education, house hunting, cutting in line, nagging, fortune cookies, eye enlargement, white girls, white guys, and peace signs.
SNbL #15 - The "Grocer's Apostrophe": Nobody likes faulty punctuation
• If you are of South Asian descent and hate DDR, you are in luck! Thanks to Stuff Desis/Brown People Like, you can finally have a forum to discuss you love of Niagra Falls, chai, Desi-White couples, staring, masters degrees, bargain hunting, friends, and cricket.
• For the LGBTQ crowd, don’t fret: you’ve got a site too! Stuff Queer People Like is the place to share your love of having emotionally unstable childhood best friends, finding excuses to wear short shorts, reading Queer subtext into things that are not actually Queer, and my personal favorite, off color humor as told by awkward white women.
The good news is that the trend seems to have run its course. Introducing the meme-ending Stuff Nobody Likes. Because no matter who you are, you definitely hate herpes, the G train, pedophiles, comic strips that don’t know when to quit, and “e-Mail ~~ FWDs!!!!!!!!!!111!!!”.
Conservatives Are Human? WTF?!? |
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by Ali Eteraz, November 13, 2007 |
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I live some of the year in Las Vegas. The thing about living in Vegas is that you are basically reliant on people from out of town to tell you what's going on in the city, because the only time a resident hits the strip is while crossing it to go from a bowling lane to a pool hall (the extent of non-strip related entertainment).
As such, a few weeks ago when Armed Liberal of Winds of Change asked me if I was attending something called a Blogworld Expo, I, with the contempt that a resident of Las Vegas reserves for all conventions said: "There is a bloggers convention in Vegas? Shit, count me out!"
But then Michael Totten emailed me, saying he was coming and wanted to meet. And, after that, while I was giving a lecture at Instapundit's law school in Tennessee (by the way yes, that is a double collared shirt I'm rocking), he told me that he was coming to the Expo as well. At this point I started to think that perhaps this convention was a bigger deal than I was wont to give it credit (though I still had no intention of registering or going to any of the events). I told Totten and Armed that we should get together over coffee or dinner and I didn't bother to ask or inquire whether anyone else was intending on going.
Totten -- who from his world travel knows more about brown people than most white people ever will -- and I met up at his hotel and then met Armed at Grand Lux Cafe in Venetian. We talked about random stuff, including motorcycles, scenic drives in California, all while wondering why the waitress didn't wear a name tag. Then, when like an old man, Armed retired (around 9 pm), I took Totten to my favorite local hooka bar where we talked about Hizbollah, Islam, and Hooka-smoke blowing techniques. It was a fascinating conversation, conducted over four mint teas (me) and three Turkish coffees (he). He sang the praises of Lebanese society and I discussed Pakistani martial law and my preferences in women.
I figured that would be the extent of my interaction with the blog world expo, and for a few days it was.
On the last night before Totten left he gave me a call to meet him at Bally's "where a few of us are getting together." I figured hell, I've ignored the entire affair, I might as well catch it on its tail end. When I arrived at the lounge I found that I had walked into the largest gathering of conservative bloggers that I had ever encountered.
It was essentially a Pajamas Media meet up. Totten introduced me to Ed Driscoll, Mary Katherine Ham from Townhall (who recognized me from Dean's World, and whose boyfriend is one of my favorite conservative bloggers), a military wife from Badgers forward, Uncle Jim from Blackfive (who wrote the classic piece on Horowitz entitled Horowitz Sucked Hoover), Vodkapundit, and a few other people whose names I forgot due to being under the influence of extra-hot chicken wings and three Pepsi's.
Sitting amidst this crew and enjoying the company, I realized that now, in addition to being part of the leftist-islamist alliance to take over the world (due to my writings at the Guardian), and being a stooge of neo-zionist imperialists (due to my writings at Jewcy), I will now also be accused of being Wolfowitz' right nutsack simply by virtue of having an enjoyable time with some right-wingers. The stupidity of labels began to weight me down.
This led me to further reflect on the fact that at some point many of us -- especially those who write about politics prolifically -- forget that when we are expressing disagreement, it is humans (and not bloodsucking reavers) with whom we're disagreeing. That is something many of us probably knew when we first started writing, but as we slowly began to conceive of human beings as permalinks, lost.
That realization -- as I big goodbye to Totten and walked towards my car -- led me to further think that if it is so easy to turn ordinary Americans (who dress like me, eat like me, talk my language, and are from my country) into Others, isn't it even easier to turn the rest of the world, with whom we have so little in common, into Demons? That was a sobering thought, and all of a sudden, despite the utter lack of pathos in the air in Las Vegas, I grew melancholy. The barely bearable heaviness is with me still.
Five Skeptic Blogs for the Unbeliever |
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by Maya Wainhaus, November 2, 2007 |
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Who knew there were so many blogs dedicated to debunking the paranormal? Herewith, our top five:
Bad Astronomy
What it’s about: Finding the funny in NASA, politics and UFO sightings.
Who writes it: Phil Plait, physics and astronomy professor at Sonoma State University
Who should bookmark it: Science geeks, Trekkies
The Skeptic’s Dictionary
What it’s about: A comprehensive resource on the supernatural, paranormal, and pseudoscientific, “from Abracadabra to Zombies.”
Who writes it: Sacramento City College philosophy professor Robert Todd Carroll
Who should bookmark it: Academics, philosophers
The Rogues Gallery
What it’s about: Debunking myths through science and debate.
Who writes it: Members of the New England Skeptics society.
Who should bookmark it: Conspiracy theorists
The Quackometer
What it’s about: Exposing health fraud and pseudoscience on the web.
Who writes it: Self proclaimed “mad inventor” Andy Lewis.
Who should bookmark it: Disgruntled med students
Memoirs of a Skepchick
What it’s about: A critical thinker’s take on pop culture, the supernatural, and religion.
Who writes it: Skeptical Bostonite Rebecca Watson.
Who should bookmark it: Atheists, literature lovers
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Related: Rebecca Diliberto visits the spiritualist community of Lily Dale.
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Jews and Blacks are Yesterday's News |
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by Patrice Evans, October 5, 2007 |
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As an assimilated Negro, I find
that black Jews just tickle my fancy. (Any Oprah/Sarah Silverman hybrids, call me!) I agree with the
writer Julius Lester when he says,
“What I find remarkable about Jews: They’re the only ethnic group that seems to
care about blacks. At least Jews want to learn.”
I’ve certainly tried to learn a
Jewish girl a thing or two on blacks, so I figured Julius Lester might have
some words of wisdom for me. I first discovered Lester when I stumbled upon his
must-read 1984 New York Times interview
with James Baldwin (during which Baldwin exclaimed “Fuck Norman Mailer!”
when Lester mentioned the author of “The White Negro”—sadly, the Times struck it from the record.) Besides being an academic and literary
star—he's author of over 45 books and a decorated professor emeritus at
the University of Massachusetts—Lester also happens to be that most
intriguing of exotic birds, a black Jew.
He made a name for himself as a writer, radio commentator, and avowed
atheist during the civil rights era, but converted to Judaism in 1982 after
years of religious searching (Lovesong, his spiritual memoir, details this journey.)
At 68, Lester is still writing; next spring HarperCollins will publish his novel about lynching, told from the point of view of a 14-year-old white boy. I took to asking him some questions over e-mail.
I think the average black
person is suspicious when the average Jewish guy distinguishes himself from the
average white guy—at least in America. What do minorities like
blacks or Hispanics have in common with American Jews, and what are their
differences?
Not a huge fan of Normal Mailer: BaldwinIdentity has many faces, and
one’s social identity may not correspond to one’s personal identity. There
are Jews whose personal and/or religious identity is so forceful that they
resent being identified as white, even though they look like “the average white
guy.” Someone who identifies first as a Jew sees him or herself as living
by a value structure that believes in justice and equality as opposed to a
white guy whose value system is different. Perhaps blacks should not be so
quick to dismiss a Jew who insists that he is not white, regardless of what he
looks like.
Growing up in the forties and fifties, I always thought Jews were different from whites. Jews were people who empathized with blacks, who understood what it was like to be discriminated against. When I was doing radio on WBAI from 1968 to 1975, people would call me on the air and identify themselves as being “white and Jewish,” and that always confused me because, in my mind, Jews were different from white people.
None of this is to say that Jewish racism does not exist, because it does. And black racism exists, despite those who maintain that blacks cannot be racists because they are victims of racism.
It is increasingly difficult to generalize about blacks, Hispanics, and Jews because of increasing class differences within each group as well as generational differences. For example, blacks and Jews of my generation and older worked together in the labor movement and the civil rights movement. As fraught with tensions as black-Jewish relations became, that coalition meant something. The present generation of blacks and Jews do not see why it is expected that blacks and Jews will work together. The black-Jewish coalition means nothing to them, and I would not argue with that. The events of their lifetimes—Farrakhan, Israel, Arabs—mean very different things to each group.
Different from the rest of the country: Unique New York
However, having said that, black-Jewish tensions have been more pronounced in New York than, for
example, in the Midwest, where I found blacks and Jews working together
on many issues with none of the suspicion and antagonism that can exist
in New York. People too often think that the experiences of blacks
and Jews in New York reflect the state of affairs between blacks
and Jews across the country, but that is not the case.
I know it’s difficult for New Yorkers to believe that their
experiences do not represent the truth for everyone in America, but
New York is unique.
Politically I think blacks and Jews made a huge mistake in the 1980s and 1990s by not reaching out to start working with Hispanic groups. Even twenty years ago, demographic projections suggested that Hispanics were going to become the largest minority group early in the 21st century. That has happened earlier than anyone predicted. As Hispanics become an increasingly strong political group, the public discourse on whom and what constitutes a minority will change, and neither blacks nor Jews are prepared to deal with the shift. Blacks are in the process of losing their golden status as the largest minority group, and this loss is going to have an impact on black identity, which has been too focused for too long on being victims.
Is there a statute of
limitations on historical tragedies?
For how long is Auschwitz or Jim Crow Mississippi relevant to a young
Jew or Negro in New York City?
Compassion fatigue: Remember the Maine?
A very interesting question. I
suppose one needs to ask if there is a statute of
limitations on memory. There was the recent article in the
Sunday Times about people who are
tired of memorial services for the victims
of 9/11—about “compassion fatigue”. The article referred to
the numerous events that were once remembered by public
ceremonies and are scarcely remembered now: the sinking of the
USS Maine, the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
One of the real problems facing
America today is that since the 1960s, Americans no
longer share the same historical memories, or we do
not share those memories in the same ways.
In the summer of 1973 I taught
summer school at a small college in Macon, Georgia. In one of my classes
was a very beautiful blonde girl who invited me to drive up to someplace in
north Georgia with her. I declined. I knew that
northern Georgia was prime KKK territory and as much as I wanted to
sleep with her, driving into Klan country was a price I was not willing to
pay. When she asked me why I told her about the Klan’s prominence in
northern Georgia, about segregation and the backs of buses, etc. She
looked at me with her wide blue eyes like I was crazy said in her honeyed
southern accent “None of that ever happened down here.”
Echoes of the past: Jim Crow Mississippi can't be forgotten
Even though she was blonde,
she was not dumb. She had come of age after the changes wrought by the civil
rights movement and had grown up at a time when blacks sat anywhere on buses,
when there were no white and colored water fountains in stores, when
blacks and whites went to school together. I was floored by her
response. I had no idea that history could be wiped out so completely in so
short a time. This was 1973. The summer
nine years before, I had been in Mississippi waking up every morning
half-surprised that I hadn’t been killed during the night. After that day
I didn’t know how to talk to her, (which was sad because she was
really a beautiful girl) because her experience negated the history I
had endured.
It is not enough that
we remember only what happened to us. We should make the effort to
remember that which happened to others, even others before
we were born. So many U.S. states and cities have Native
American names. The people are gone; all that remains is a word from
their language, which is really a kind of tombstone. Massachusetts is
a Native American word meaning “High Mountain Place.” Connecticut means
“Long River Place.” It is my obligation to remember. The act of
remembering connects us to each other. The life of the young black in New York
grows from the lives and deaths of blacks in Mississippi who
endured and struggled so that he would not have to endure and struggle in
quite the same ways. The same goes for the young Jew.
Still relevant?: Building the Holocaust Memorial in Berlin
Our lives do not begin
with our births. Our lives exist on a continuum. Part of that
continuum is that our lives today will become someone
else’s past, and how we live our lives will, to some degree, give
texture and context to the lives of people not yet born.
One of the things I love about
being Jewish is that remembering is an integral part of
being Jewish. On Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur we sing melodies and say
prayers that date back a thousand years and more. On Tisha B’Av we still
mourn the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem more than 2000 years ago. At
Passover we remember the exodus from Egypt, which may or may not have
happened, but something happened that was transformative.
It is my wish that the young
black New Yorker will remember Auschwitz as well as Jim Crow Mississippi,
and that the young Jewish New Yorker will remember Jim Crow Mississippi
as well as Auschwitz. Remembering the sufferings of others makes
us come closer to each other.
Seems to be being a black Jew
might have some perks. For example you can’t be “out-victimized” by
anyone, right? It also seems the particular black-Jew blend should have a
nickname. Any suggestions?
If
there are perks to being a black Jew, I missed out. And
I must be dumber than I realized because it never occurred
to me that no one could out-victimize me. I never thought of being
black or Jewish as being a victim, which just goes to demonstrate
how much out of touch I am with the times I live in.
As for nicknames, oy vey! Virginia Hamilton wrote a novel called Bluish about a kid who was black and Jewish, but “bluish” sounds more like an alien in a bad Sci-Fi movie. The police chief (or maybe he’s former police chief now) of Charleston, South Carolina is (was) a black man named Reuben Greenberg, and he is Jewish. He said he was working on a recipe for fried chicken soup. That’s as close to black-Jewish humor as I’ve seen.
You’re a blogger at 68, when
many people your age are still trying to get on to the Internet. Do you
think it's important to stay engaged with the youth generation? Do you think
blogs are a good medium for bridging generational gaps?
The non-linear world: Can you blog and walk at the same time?
There are probably more people my
age online than is recognized. I think it is important to stay
engaged with the youth generation to the degree that
is possible. I taught at the University of
Massachusetts for 32 years, retiring at the end of
2003. I retired in part because I couldn’t continue to bridge
the generational difference between my students and me.
Yes, I blog but Facebook, YouTube, and other such
enterprises are beyond me. At age 68, I keep having to decide: Given however
much time I have left, how do I want to use it? One of my
children is on Facebook and I enjoy logging in and
seeing what she’s up to, but I don’t have the time or energy to
create a Facebook site for myself.
One difference that my
daughter and I talk about is that I grew up in a
“linear world,” i.e. the world of print, and also a world in
which you did one thing at a time. She has grown
up in a world of simultaneity, a world in which one
does several things simultaneously. It took me a while
to understand that I can be talking to a friend in France on Skype
and at the same time being sending that friend an attachment relating to
what we’re talking about. And there’re probably four other things I could
be doing at the same time. I grew up taking piano
lessons; my daughter grew up with Garageband. A big difference.
I want to stay
engaged with younger generations but recognize that I
can only do so to a limited extent. Aging has its
own interesting challenges and rewards. One is relief that I won’t
be young again; another is the ability to look back to when
I was young and what my dreams were and being able to say
that I have achieved what I set out to achieve and more, that I
didn’t sell out, that I made my
dreams become reality. I would not trade being 68 for anything.
Are there any classic writers
that would have thrived in this new media environment?
The Perez Hilton of Dublin: Joyce (drawn in text)
This is a very interesting question.
The writer who first comes to mind is Malcolm Lowery. I don’t
remember the name of the novel, but one of his novels has a
separate text running in the margin next to the main text. I
wrote a short story (“The Child,” published in Join
In: Multiethnic Short Stories) and a
novella (“Catskill Morning,” published in Two
Love Stories) in which I attempted to
tell two stories—one in the margin, the other the
main text. And I think James Joyce would have
excelled in this new environment. To be able to add visuals
to stream of consciousness feels like a natural for him. Although he’s not
a writer, certainly Picasso would have thrived on the kind
of art that is possible now, which can combine text, visuals, and
sound.
I went with
Baldwin one day to help him buy an electric typewriter. It
frightened him so, I don’t think he ever used it.
What blogs do you read?
You mentioned seeing me on Gawker.
I read Gawker, Jezebel, The Assimilated Negro, and several blogs devoted to women’s fashions. I love women’s fashions and subscribe to Vogue, Paris Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, W, and a couple of others. Both Gawker and Jezebel are funny as hell. The contributors on both have raised cynicism to a height that has its own peculiar beauty. However, Gawker needs to lighten up on the cracks about old people.
Joe Klein Hates Your Nasty Blogger Face! |
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by Michael Weiss, June 8, 2007 |
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I've been covering the blogosphere for Slate for almost two years. In that time, I've formulated two laws which further immersion into the messy world of unvarnished opinion has done nothing to overturn:
Weiss's 1st Law of the Blogosphere: Journalists who become bloggers will suffer in both roles because the abuse and stupidity they'll face in the latter will make them psychologically less fit for the former.
Weiss's 2nd Law of the Blogosphere: The crazier the comments section of a blog, the more interesting the blog. The tendency to leave a comment is no different than the one to write a letter to the editor: the reader strenuously disagrees with the printed content. However, a comment needn't be vetted for clarity, eloquence or sanity before it's posted. So a blog filled with bile, sociopathology, anti-Semitism must be doing something to provoke. A blog filled with easy-listening affirmation, on the other hand, has got a built-in audience and need only cater to expectation and party line.
Joe Klein needs to learn the laws:
But the smart stuff is being drowned out by a fierce, bullying, often witless tone of intolerance that has overtaken the left-wing sector of the blogosphere. Anyone who doesn't move in lockstep with the most extreme voices is savaged and ridiculed—especially people like me who often agree with the liberal position but sometimes disagree and are therefore considered traitorously unreliable. Some of this is understandable: the left-liberals in the blogosphere are merely aping the odious, disdainful—and politically successful—tone that right-wing radio talk-show hosts like Rush Limbaugh pioneered. They are also justifiably furious at a Bush White House that has specialized in big lies and smear tactics.
Schickel Tickle |
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by Michael Weiss, May 21, 2007 |
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In one of the only hilarious essays George Orwell ever wrote, he anatomizes the sad, catchpenny life of the professional book reviewer thus:
In a cold but stuffy bed-sitting room littered with cigarette ends and half-empty cups of tea, a man in a moth-eaten dressing-gown sits at a rickety table, trying to find room for his typewriter among the piles of dusty papers that surround it. He cannot throw the papers away because the wastepaper basket is already overflowing, and besides, somewhere among the unanswered letters and unpaid bills it is possible that there is a cheque for two guineas which he is nearly certain he forgot to pay into the bank. There are also letters with addresses which ought to be entered in his address book. He has lost his address book, and the thought of looking for it, or indeed of looking for anything, afflicts him with acute suicidal impulses....
Half hidden among the pile of papers is a bulky parcel containing five volumes which his editor has sent with a note suggesting that they "ought to go well together". They arrived four days ago, but for 48 hours the reviewer was prevented by moral paralysis from opening the parcel. Yesterday in a resolute moment he ripped the string off it and found the five volumes to be PALESTINE AT THE CROSS ROADS, SCIENTIFIC DAIRY FARMING, A SHORT HISTORY OF EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY (this one is 680 pages and weighs four pounds), TRIBAL CUSTOMS IN PORTUGUESE EAST AFRICA, and a novel, IT'S NICER LYING DOWN, probably included by mistake. His review--800 words, say--has got to be "in" by midday tomorrow.
Anyone who's ever attempted to summarize, qualify and cram, say, a 1,000 page literary biography into the space of 600 words knows the pathos of this thankless task. And all for what? To see that you used the word "Surely" to open a sentence twice in the space of two paragraphs? To wind up a lopped-off and "de-contextualized" blurb on the back of a bargain-bin paperback edition?
The confessions of a book reviewer could keep a priest busy all the live long day. But every so often, the confession becomes a shrieking cri de coeur, and you pity the poor fool who think his in-box won't be glutted with hate mail for writing anti-democratic stuff like this. Mark Sarvas, Maud Newton -- I give you Richard Schickel:
Let me put this bluntly, in language even a busy blogger can understand: Criticism — and its humble cousin, reviewing — is not a democratic activity. It is, or should be, an elite enterprise, ideally undertaken by individuals who bring something to the party beyond their hasty, instinctive opinions of a book (or any other cultural object). It is work that requires disciplined taste, historical and theoretical knowledge and a fairly deep sense of the author's (or filmmaker's or painter's) entire body of work, among other qualities.
Opinion — thumbs up, thumbs down — is the least important aspect of reviewing. Very often, in the best reviews, opinion is conveyed without a judgmental word being spoken, because the review's highest business is to initiate intelligent dialogue about the work in question, beginning a discussion that, in some cases, will persist down the years, even down the centuries.
I know the objections to this argument: Most reviewing, whether written for print or the blogosphere, is hack work, done on the fly for short money. Anyone who has written a book has had the experience. Your publisher kindly forwards the clippings, and you are appalled by the sheer uselessness of their spray-painted opinions. Looked at this way, you could say that book reviewing is already democratic enough, thanks much. It's more than ready for the guy from car parts.
Blogs or Newspapers? |
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by Michael Weiss, May 2, 2007 |
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Blogger Book Deals- But for Webcomics? |
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by Molly Crabapple, March 13, 2007 |
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Persimmon Cup: Nick Bertozzi's web comic on Act-i-vate. Bertozzi has not one but two books coming out in April.ACT-I-VATE is the brainchild of Dean Haspiel, whose pathos-packed "Immortal" appears in weekly installments on the blog. The story chronicles the misadventures of Billy Dogma and Jane Legit, a pair of star-crossed lovers "who don't know how to love each other right," he says. Haspiel's "Fear, My Dear," the sequel to "Immortal," features Billy discovering the eighth deadly sin. "I do super-psychedelic romance comics with a boozer/dame sensibility." These are not your father's comics.
Haspiel's vision for ACT-I-VATE was to create "a space where people can parlay and talk to each other about the comics they're making" in real-time. ACT-I-VATE members include a mix of up-and-coming artists and veterans like Haspiel, Nick Bertozzi, Dan Goldman, Josh Neufeld and Leland Purvis. The members consider themselves auteurs who both write and draw their own comics.
Valentine’s Day Confession: Blogcrushes |
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by Tamar Fox, February 14, 2007 |
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Here at Faith Hacker we’re prolific perusers. And I thought it would be appropriate on this day of cheesiness and wet sloppy kisses that we send some virtual roses to my favorite faith-related blogs (and a few plain ol’ websites). Without further ado…
The Kosher Eucharist—I should be totally honest here and say that my feelings about the Kosher Eucharist transcend the term blogcrush and go all the way to straight up regular crush. Written by a pair of best friends who are Jewish and Catholic and live in Israel and New Zealand respectively, I spent most of the time I’m reading their blog giggling and wishing Michael was my boyfriend. His posts about learning Hebrew mixed with Chris’s laments about the mullet in New Zealand make for snarky awesomeness. Alas, Michael lives in the Holy Land and I live in Music City. Also, we’ve never met. So I’ll have to make do with reading the blog and wishing I’ll someday meet someone who appreciates both the Clash and bossa nova.
Blog Love: A sweet keyboard is such an aphrodisiac.
Jewlicious—I only started reading The Kosher Eucharist because a lot of Michael’s posts are cross-listed on Jewlicious, which is always full of crazy, smart, hilarious and otherwise rockin’ items. Today they’ve got a picture of Ahmadinejad in a chocolate bath. ‘Nuff said.
Jewschool—At this point I hardly want to be friends with someone who doesn’t check Jewschool once a day. On the frontlines of Post-Zionism, a creator of Jewfusion, supporter of Limmud NY, and just generally excellent and brilliant people, Jewschoolers educate me daily. If you’re not a fan, you should be.
This is Babylon—I saw Y-Love perform at Limmud and commented to my friend that after his Friday night tisch he could have slept with any of about 300 women who were salivating at his feet. If you weren’t there to fall for his mad rhymes or rockin’ body (the first and only time I have been attracted to someone in a Hassidic get up) then check out his blog to fall for his mind.
Hebrew Language Detective—I’m an etymology and linguistics nerd, but even if I wasn’t I’d love this blog that takes a close look at how Hebrew works and where it comes from. The Jewish alternative to Dictionary.com.
Self Aggrandizement—This blog of a twenty-something New York film producer Joshua Newman touches on all sorts of topics, but he’s got some interesting things to say about Judaism. The podcast he does with Sarah Brown is also completely hilarious.
SOMA A Review of Religion and Culture—Always has some scintillating articles and thought provoking reviews (like this one about Hip Puritan Sex) for those days when you’re feeling highbrow.
But Not As You Are—My English friend Adam runs this little blog of divrei Torah. Besides being one of my favorite people in life, Adam is frighteningly smart (or clever, as they say in England). If you don’t get to be one of the people he calls when he’s having a theological crisis, well, that’s really sad for you because those calls are awesome. But now you can read a little bit of what’s on his mind.
Antithesis the Rapper—Speaking of British men I am slightly obsessed with, Antithesis and especially his radio show Kol Cambridge, which you can download as a podcast, are one of the great joys of my life. He plays contemporary Israeli hip-hop, interviews Israeli music stars, and DJs. I wrote my entire undergraduate thesis to the sweet sounds of Kol Cambridge. All kinds of awesome.
Jewbiquitous—Written by a couple of smart chicks who take no prisoners this blog makes me go, “Hey, yeah!” with every post. Also, they like me, which is pretty flattering.
SemGirl—I don’t think there are enough frum girls writing and being loud and proud out there. So Baruch Hashem for SemGirl.
Unbroken Glass—It’s not updated anymore because the blogger got married, but it’s still full of great shidduch-date-gone-horribly wrong stories. My favorite is The Vort.
Articles of Faith—This is the London Times’ religion blog, and because I used to live in England and I perpetually have a crush on any of a number of British men, I like to keep up with the news in Blighty. Not much in the way of Judaism, but plenty of interesting religion news all the same.
This Woman’s Work—A writer from Ohio with two kids and lots to say on Judaism, infertility, adoption, writing and being a hip mama.
On the Life of a New Author—If you haven’t read Naomi Alderman’s debut novel, Disobedience, you should get to it ASAP. And her blog, which is rarely updated but always interesting, will tide you over until her second novel comes out.
Calm Kallahs—This is a guilty pleasure, but if you’re planning a wedding, or just like watching Whose Wedding Is It Anyway? then you should check out this website. The ‘Intimate Matters’ forums are especially amusing.
OnlySimchas—I admit it, okay? I check onlysimchas twice a week to see which of my friends from high school got engaged. Then I call all my friends and talk about how tacky it is to put pictures of your ring up online. When someone gets married, we discuss the wedding dress ad nauseum.
Jewess—Laurel blogged about Jewess just the other day, so I don’t think I have to say much more than that it’s great and fresh and fun.
That’s about all the blog-love I can deal with in one day. Now get out there and enjoy the fresh blogosphere air.
Movable Snipe: Anonymous Is Right, I Am Stupid |
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by Fiona Maazel, February 13, 2007 |
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The -Ist Factor: Late 90's novels end with the same insufferable suffix
Hey, Michael. I did just read that anonymous response to my letter. But since I’m so vapid and adolescent, I can’t muster the emotional wherewithal to care.
Gerry Adams: PW called A Farther Shore “suspenseful, biased, subversive, blunt and often funny.” The NYTBR said of Before the Dawn, “There are frequent flashes of good writing.” Some guy said of Cage Eleven, “I don't believe a terrorist, with a hatred of all things British will give a honest account of the UK justice system.” Adams has written nine books. Is this funny about, uh, Sin and Cessation? Yes. Yes, it is. Dear Anonymous: for more enlightening news about what goes on in the world of literature, do visit The Elegant Variation.
I’m pretty interested in this stuff about the good childhood, too. Crooked Timber is plugging a symposium on the topic, which seems just interesting enough to excuse the soporific and, I guess, pointedly derivative title of the event. The good soldier, the good daughter, I guess such titles are in vogue, sort of like the ubiquity of the “ist” suffix in novel titles of the late nineties. The Archivist, The Intuitionist, et al. Just read Sally Schrag’s 2-page précis, which you can download off the site. It’s compelling. Is a good childhood middle-class? Is that what the phrase means? Hey, Michael, did you have a middle-class childhood? Was it good? Mine was not so middle-class, not at all, and—oh, wait, I am being pithy again. Alas.
Here’s the thing I can’t handle about 3 Quarks Daily: it makes me feel stupid. Dear Anonymous: You’re right, I am stupid. Certainly unversed in a lot of what 3 Quarks thinks I should know, or rather, presumes I should know. This bit about Philip Rieff is apropos what, exactly? And who the hell is Philip Rieff? And why are none of these book titles in italics? I’m supposed to know Philipic (sic) Fellow Teachers is a book? And why is this post lifted from this month’s Book Forum with no attribution? I am totally confused.
So much so that I have no energy left to talk N. Korea except to say that Drezner is appropriately skeptical about today’s agreement with N. Korea. Kim Jong-Il is, I think, quite mad. I am simply waiting for him and Ahmadinejad to join forces and effect Holocaust. Oh, Anonymous, I almost forgot! For a more sober and conservative—and considerably less frivolous—discussion about Korea’s nonproliferation agreement, see Drezner.
Michael, I have to split. Will save delights arrayed by Nerve for later.
Cheers,
Fiona
Movable Snipe: Focus-Grouped for Gerry Adams' Approval |
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by Michael Helke, February 13, 2007 |
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Even Terrorists Get the Blues: Gerry Adams wants you to love himFiona my Nona:
Dear me! Did you get a chance to read that Anonymous response to our first post? Scribe tried to lay down the law as if s/he were Officer Krupke disguised as Moses. (Or Lynne Truss disguised as Katherine White.) I’m assuming that s/he hasn’t read too many blogs.
And I love that last parting shot: “Yo, Helke, this applies to you too.” Does our first offense make us the blogospheric equivalent of gang-bangers? Grammar-bangers, perhaps?
After this cartoonish chiding, I just had to revisit Nerve.com and re-read some of the articles devoted to their latest issue’s theme, comics. Favorites include “Subterranean Homesick Blues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was my Sex and the City” by Will Doig, and Peter Smith’s interview with Peter Bagge. Bagge’s storytelling makes me howl, though I’m among the die-hards who would have preferred it if he had left Hate as a black-and-white title; and I never would have thought that a pack of sai-sporting terrapin might have anything to do with a clatch of Gucci-sporting urban terrorists. Thank you, Doig, for opening my eyes.
The tenor of my evening thus elevated, I turned to The Elegant Variation – and wondered if the anonymous scribe might have been associated with Jarvas’s enterprise. Nah, concluded I: the Variation’s much wittier. First item to catch my eye: “Why Didn’t We Think of That?”, wherein we learn that Gerry Adams of Sinn Féin will only publish the third volume of his memoirs if good reviews can be guaranteed. See how many sublimely absurd notions you can find within the following sentence: “’Like most creative people, Gerry Adams is surprisingly sensitive,’ said Irish Times literary editor Ulysses Grant. ‘He finds it difficult to finish anything unless he’s absolutely sure that everyone will love it.’”
Just wanted to say that everyone should read Ulysses Grant’s memoirs of the Civil War, as they really put you at the scene of this historical event. Also, that Adams, like all writers, is a sensitive human being. Look at Louis-Ferdinand Céline. The capper, however, has to be that Adams is so sensitive that Grant suggests that he hasn’t even finished the volume yet. He wants those positive reviews etched in stone before he’s going to let the process proceed another millimeter. And you thought he was tough on the Oranges…
On to Crooked Timber. Must remind myself to catch the discussion “The Good Childhood: Does It Exist?” when it posts later today. I just want to know what kind of wheels they put on the word “good.” Could make for a nice philosophical workout.
3 Quarks Daily brought me down, as now I’m mourning the absence of Carl Sagan all over again. Nice to know that the New York Times – the paper of note, don’t you know – felt it proper to open with a disquistion on Sagan’s tendency for dragging out the word “billions.” But you do have to agree with the Times: when Sagan died, he seemed to have taken a lot of erudition and understanding with him. Witness the battle over the teaching of evolution in schools, the rise of religious fundamentalism, and the American government’s refusal to address the realities of climate change seriously.
Thought I saw some light at the end of the tunnel at Daniel Drezner’s site: news that a tentative deal with North Korea on the nuclear issue was at hand. But, of course, we should be wary, for as Drezner points out, we’ve seen this kind of thing before, back in 1994, with the Agreed Framework. Moreover, “There is one big difference between 1994 and 2007… the Democrats now control both houses of Congress. I'm not sure, therefore, whether conservative opposition will be as big of a problem as it was before. Of course, it's possible that the 8% of the Democratic caucus in the Senate now running for president will use the deal as an opportunity for foreign policy posturing.”
Like I said, I like Daniel Drezner and his point of view. But sometime he can be such a mood-killer.
I waded through seven inches of snow to bring you these words, Fiona. What have you got for us?
- Helke
The Whiz Kid of Warfare |
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| How Noah Shachtman has revolutionized military reporting | |
by Michael Weiss, February 8, 2007 |
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The Clausewitz of Cyberspace: Defense Tech editor Noah ShachtmanNoah Shachtman is where grunt meets geek. As the editor of the hugely popular military blog Defense Tech, he writes daily about the tools and techniques of modern warfare. According to one anonymous testimonial, even Pentagon staffers peruse the site— and probably get a better sense of what’s transpiring in Iraq there than they do through in-house analysis.
Defense Tech is more than an ain't-it-cool playground for Rambo wannabes. For me, the summa of its cultural importance came after Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed in Baquba by a carefully coordinated U.S. air strike. Within hours, the site had posted a readable primer on how the mission that ended the Al Qaeda thug’s earthly presence reflected a “revolution” in F-16 aerial combat. So it was a momentous day on two fronts.
Especially impressive is that the reigning Clausewitz of cyberspace has no formal military or science training. Shachtman began covering battlefield technology as an interested freelancer for Wired, the New York Times and the Village Voice. If there is a fanboy quotient to his reportage, it's only because he revels in the esoterica of tactics, strategy and materiel that Donald Rumsfeld must be saving for his memoirs.
Armchair general? Not quite. Shachtman has traveled to Iraq and Israel and, as this Forward dispatch demonstrates, he's probably the only foreign correspondent ever to witness a Kaddish for American war dead at Camp Victory, just outside of Baghdad.
Two years ago, Military.com—owned by Monster.com—bought out Defense Tech. Shachtman tells Jewcy that he’ll be stepping down as editor next week and moving to an undisclosed location (the only hint he'll allow us to give is that it's big media). Rest easy, though—his days of invigilating the military-industrial complex are far from over.
Wings of the Dove: The manless Predator drone performs recon without the human riskHow'd you become a military tech junkie?
It started slowly. Before 9/11, I was a straight-up tech reporter, covering everything from online drug dealers to Internet porn. A few weeks later, I was writing about Predator drones and how they might be used in the upcoming anti-terror fight. From there, more and more articles on the subject started to trickle in. My friends said that they loved the pieces, and encouraged me to write more. So I did. And a habit started to grow.
I couldn't believe how much cool gear—lasers, robots, supersonic jets, miniature sensors—there was. And how little attention it all received. I mean, this is a $500-billion–dollar-a-year industry. The stakes are life and death. And yet, the state of Brad and Jennifer’s marriage gets more ink. So the field was wide open, more or less. By the middle of 2002, I was pretty much permanently camping out in it.
Where do you get your info? You seem to have a great memory for devices and their uses in warfare.
I get my information any way I can—government websites, face-to-face interviews, anonymous tips. Military technology is a huge field; it doesn't lend itself to quick-hit, in-and-out reporting. Developing relationships and learning where to look all takes time.
I'm learning new stuff, literally every day, especially from my partners-in-blog-crime, like David Axe, Sharon Weinberger, and David Hambling.
Universal Soldier: For all his tech savvy, Shachtman still exalts the human above the mechanicalAny particularly noteworthy weapons in development right now?
The American soldier. I'll take a kick-ass infantryman, or a sharp-eyed intelligence officer, over any piece of gear. Every time. These guys are the ones that'll make the difference in the dirty wars the U.S. is going to be fighting in the years to come. And that's why it bugs me to no end to see them get short-changed, while gazillion dollar fighter jets and destroyers suck up all of the Pentagon's cash.
You spent some time in Iraq recently. What was the most awe-inspiring display of martial prowess you saw?
I don't know about "awe-inspiring display[s] of martial prowess." But I can tell you about soldiers that are really, really brave. I spent three weeks last summer with an Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal unit—a bomb squad, in other words. These guys, as often as ten times a day, would be out in Baghdad's 138-degree heat, defusing bombs, avoiding insurgent booby-traps, and dodging attacks. And they did it all with a cool professionalism that left me totally relaxed, even when the IEDs were going off. Here's a story I wrote about one of those days. Check out the ending, when Staff Sergeant Mark Palmer is hovering over a smoking mortar, trying to render the thing safe with a garden hose and a bucket of sand, before it explodes and kills us all.
A lot of Jews admire the IDF as the embodiment of Jewish dominance. How true is that conception? How capable is the IDF, and how do they compare to our own forces?
Does It Come In Black?: An IDF tank on patrolI haven't seen the IDF up close—at least, not since I got on this defense beat. (My last time in Israel was in 2000. I was supposed to go to the Golan for my honeymoon. But that trip was called off by Hezbollah.) I do know that the IDF is pretty much world-renowned for their abilities to handle everything from counterinsurgency to tank warfare, that they've spent years developing informants within the Arab community, and that they pioneered many of the high-tech war-fighting strategies that the rest of the world now uses—surveillance drones, for instance. All that said, the IDF seems to be running into many of the same problems in Lebanon that U.S. forces have found in Iraq. Putting a stop to a guerrilla army is tough.
You're quoted by both conservative and liberal bloggers. Yet judging by your blogroll, you tilt left. Is it wrong to associate war and military advances with the right?
I think the right in the U.S. is way, way more comfortable discussing military strategy and hardware than the left is. A lot of American liberals instinctually flinch from military matters. And that's a shame. Because, they're automatically taking themselves out of the debate over some of the country's (and the world's) most important debates.
Maybe that's what accounts for the inverse political correctness you regularly see in military circles. Everyone assumes that everyone else is to the right of Dick Cheney—that he or she is the only free-thinker in the bunch. Often times, the whole group turns out to be politically independent. But, publicly, they'll mouth conservative talking points, because they think it's one way to get ahead.
The Sorrow and the Pity: War is still hellIn a sense, you've made war your life. This means trafficking in death and destruction all day long. Ever have moments of doubt about this line of work? Is it depressing, or are you inured to the grimness by now?
Do I have moments of doubt? All the time. That whole 90's peace-and-prosperity thing was a lot cooler than what we have now.
What are your thoughts on the surge?
I'm skeptical. But I hope to hell it works. For more than three years, I've had soldiers complaining to me about the lack of boots on the ground. About how winnable this war might be, if only there were more of them patrolling Iraq.
But these guys didn't want a 10 or 15 percent increase in manpower, like the 21,5000 extra troops that the President publicly called for. The soldiers I've spoken to want their numbers dramatically boosted—by 50 percent, 100 percent, more. They want enough troops to completely blanket the country, or at least to pull off the classic counterinsurgency move of clearing out neighborhoods of guerrillas, and holding the areas for the good guys.
The problem is, there aren't enough people to send, these days. So American commanders are stuck making this incremental increase. Maybe, if they're positioned smartly, it'll be enough. Maybe. But I doubt it.
Counterinsurgency seems more akin to colonial civil service than combat. It's all about establishing trust and getting a local population to convert its loyalty to a foreign army based on that army's ability to lay the foundations of a new society. This gives our troops the added responsibility of acting like policemen and bureaucrats, doesn't it? Do you think they've got the chops, not to mention the necessary patience, to conduct "war at the graduate level," as counterinsurgency is often called?
Well, you've basically got all the guys teaching those graduate classes heading to Iraq for this push. And some of their announced moves—like stationing American troops
in downtown Baghdad, instead of holed up in U.S. mega-bases—sound smart. But again, I'm not sure even the most brilliant officers can turn Iraq around, at this point.
One of the suggested plans for concluding the war in Iraq has been to withdraw from Baghdad and establish semi-permanent garrisons in Kuridstan and "Shiastan." How viable do you think this option is? Can the Iraqi military secure the capital—and keep it secure—all on its own?
Not from what I've been told, no. Or at least, not without turning Iraq into El Salvador, circa 1983.
Gear Shift: Robots aren't smart enough to fight alone yetHarper's carries a cover story this month about America's "coming robot army." I wonder how much this reflects tech-savvy futurism, or the so-called "Vietnam Syndrome" of risk-averse warfare, taken to a fetishistic extreme. Do you think ground wars will ever be fought without human soldiers and the inevitability of human casualties?
I haven't seen the article. But if by “robot army” Harper's means an “all-robot army,” that isn't coming for a long, long, long time. Decades, at least. Ground robots are just too dumb, and don't see well enough. Hell, it's considered a major achievement if they can pick their way across uninhabited terrain, at slow speed. And then there are the safety concerns. We've all had our PC freak out for no reason. Now imagine your laptop had a machine gun. That's why armed ground robots that were supposed to ship out to Iraq years ago are still stateside.
Yes, there will be more and more robots in the military. But they will work in tandem with flesh-and-blood soldiers—and operate mostly at those human troops' commands.
Cool cover Harper's has got, though.
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| Is blogging a sin? Goldberg, P.I. investigates lashon hara. | ||
by Tod Goldberg, December 7, 2006 |
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Last week, when the Pulitzer Prize board announced that blog posts are now eligible for the award, blogging officially became as cool as the episode of Life Goes On where Corky lip-synched (and moonwalked to) Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power.” It’s an excruciating but expected cultural cycle: That which engages the creative, the young and the angry, unemployed, underrepresented middle will eventually become the property of The Man, The Oppressor, or at least The Parents.
Since the dawn of the functional Internet, I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time reading (and writing) things online. Like everyone else, I started out a devoted user of AOL. It epitomized who I was, largely because my apartment was filled with coasters made out of AOL disks. The opportunity to talk on the various message boards and chat rooms was just so…cool. Remember? It was cool. LOL! ROFL! LMAO!
Best Coaster Ever: This disc contains an onramp to the information superhighway
And then one day, the phone rang. Because no one had caller ID in 1995, I answered. It was my mother.
“How do you get onto the information superhighway?” she asked.
“It’s full,” I said. “They aren’t letting anyone else on.”
Within a month, mom was actively chatting online with a number of men who claimed to be members of MI:6 (the British equivalent of the Secret Service), one of whom was planning to fly over for New Year’s Eve. I’d like to say that this is all an elaborate joke, but it isn’t. My mother believed the men she was chatting with were secret agents. And British. And single.
I had to talk about this, so I talked about it online. I didn’t imagine that my mother would actually find my posts about her love affairs, but it was a small Internet world in 1995, and one day the phone rang again.
“Do you have any other screennames on AOL?” my mother asked.
“Uh, no,” I lied.
“Well,” she said, “that’s funny because I just ran across some posts on a message board that sounded a lot like you, and the person was talking about someone who sounded a lot like me.” She burst into tears. “It’s not right to talk about your family on the Internet. It’s lashon hara.”
Lashon Hara, commonly known as the “evil tongue,” is some bad juju that is best expressed algebraically: Rachel tells Steve something derogatory—but true—about David while not in David’s presence. Or: R + S – D = lashon hara. That Rachel is telling the truth doesn’t matter. Our rabbinic forefathers looked upon gossip of any kind as akin to, say, the AIDS epidemic—a plague capable of destroying the individual and the community alike.
For a while, the conversation with my mother stayed with me. I didn’t want to speak ill of my family (even when it was true…particularly since it was true…particularly since one of these British super spies ended up coming across the pond for two weeks and only left after my mother discovered him taking photos of her silver.)
But then I started to blog. It was 2004. All the kids were doing it. It felt good. What distinguished blogs from the old message boards and chat rooms was the faux-intimacy of public revelation. Those early LiveJournals and Diarylands took the contents of your basic frilly diary and broadcast them to a rapt audience hungry to chatter idly about anything illicit.
I—and millions and millions of people nothing like me—enjoy that illusion of invaded privacy. We’re nothing if not a voyeuristic society, and the idea of private thoughts exposed has become primary currency among the blogging billions.
Then the phone rang.
“You’ve been saying horrible things about me in your blog,” my mother said. “How could you?”
“It’s my life,” I said, “I’m allowed to talk about it.”
“But you’re not allowed to talk about my life,” she said. “What if your Nana saw these stories?”
Lashon hara is a major sin. In Leviticus, we are told: “You shall not go around as a gossipmonger amidst your people.” The Talmud says that it “kills three: the one who said it, the one who listened, and the one about whom it was said.” And the Tanakh adds that lashon hara, like murder, illicit sex, and theft, is punishable by divinely-inflicted leprosy.
Why is gossip considered so unconscionable? For one thing, gossip never takes into account mitigating circumstances. My mom could have had a great reason for entertaining 007, but my readers would never know about it. More importantly, though, Judaism believes that words can do as much harm as actions. In fact, shit-talking goes beyond the reach of other, more physical actions—like fighting, or even stealing, for instance—because there is no way to control words. Once released, they have their own lives.
The unruliness of words extends to private writing. It may seem natural for a person to write their feelings, frustrations, or anecdotal thoughts about being grounded after cutting sixth period in order to go to Starbucks in a personal journal, but Judaism recognizes that you can’t keep people out of your diary. Writing in a private journal (like a friends-only MySpace or LiveJournal, for instance, or the paper-and-pen version of old) still counts strictly as lashon hara, because you can’t entirely control who reads it. Thinking negative thoughts is one thing, expressing them is where the trouble comes in.
Not Actually Child Abuse: Dorothy Hamill and her haircut c. 1977
Plug “I hate my mother” into Google’s Blog Search, and it’s possible to spend the next week reading through nearly five thousand public rants on the subject from the last six months alone. The very act of writing this article is, in fact, lashon hara. Is there any time when lashon hara is acceptable?
According to Jewish law, yes, but only in the service of helping someone who has been victimized in some way. (I’m going to assume that my defense of “was the only boy in the neighborhood with a Dorothy Hamill haircut” is not sufficient here.) Even then, schadenfreude isn’t allowed in the aftermath.
Just when I concluded that maybe I’d change my ways, that maybe my blog would become a clearinghouse for latke recipes and homespun wisdom on prostate maintenance, an email from my mother came cascading in. The subject line? “Check out my blog!!!” I’d give you the address, but I’m afraid that would be lashon hara.
Goldberg, P.I. would like to thank Rabbi Ovadia Goldman and Rabbi Robert B. Barr.
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Blogs Can Now Win Pulitzers |
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by Michael Weiss, November 28, 2006 |
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With its new rules for online submissions, the Pulitzer Board will require each online element to be a single, discretely designated presentation, such as a database, blog, interactive graphic, slide show, or video presentation. Each designated element will count as one item in the total number of items, print or online, that are permitted in an entry.What's next? YouTube Nobelists?
Ahoy, righty! Ackerman on Captain's Quarters |
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by Spencer Ackerman, November 20, 2006 |
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To Michelle Malkin, he'll always be Admiral EdHey Melissa, Have you ever read Captain's Quarter's? I haven't either. But, perhaps unlike you, I have seen it referenced a million times by the brighter lights -- and I mean this purely figuratively -- of the conservative blogosphere, like The Corner or Hugh Hewitt. As far as I've been aware, the big gimmick of the blog is the snappy rightist cartoon at the top of the page. In today's installment, our hipster GOPers -- one a white midriff-baring sexy-secretary with an impressive display of décolletage, the other one of those black men that liberals associate with -- lament the unchanging of the Republican guard and suggest that Nancy Pelosi will neuter all the conservative Democrats recently elected to Congress. Comedy! I don't think "Captain Ed," master and commander of the Quarters, drew the strip, either.
So, what's this blog about? Today, at least, the first post up is an adorable recitation of Captain Ed-and-wife's trip to Los Angeles. There's a picture up of the two of them (he calls his wife his "First Mate," or "FM," which I don't think means Female-to-Male in this context) that is rapidly draining me of my powers of scorn. In this photo, the Captain reveals himself to be large man of the briny big-box deep: he's got his Minnesota t-shirt, his man-shorts and his baseball cap. I've been known to dress like that myself when hung over, but I'm half the Captain's age and I would never describe myself as seaworthy. The Captain's wife, however, is heart-meltingly adorable in her sunglasses and mom-jeans. I think I'm favorably inclined to this blog right now, Melissa.
The next post shakes the favor straight out of me. Captain Ed seconds a friend's observation that Jim Webb's victory over George Allen in the Virginia Senate race demonstrates the success of the liberal blogosphere, and observes, "I think many of us felt more comfortable in providing analysis rather than engaging in a more participatory fashion." In my experience, it's generally true that the liberal blogs do way, way more to encourage readers to donate to Democratic candidates and get involved in tight races. But to view the Democratic congressional victory through the prism of which political blogosphere is regnant strikes me as the blogger version of the Pundit's Fallacy -- the view that what I think is good policy is also the best politics.
What do I mean by that? Bloggers can't really recruit candidates, although they can give longshots momentum, like with Ned Lamont. Nor can they control the backroom machinations of party leaders. They can raise a ton of money and bite the press in the tuchis for negative coverage, and that's a big deal. But they also can't control an opponent's maneuvers or mistakes, nor buy paid-media spots to counter or highlight them, nor conduct focus groups to test a candidate's message, nor orchestrate a Get-Out-The-Vote operation. In short, it's rather flattering to bloggers to suggest that their impact on a race is decisive, and I submit that it's no accident that the only ones you see making this case are the bloggers themselves.
Now, if Captain Ed had sent his goodly lady-wife to campaign for George Allen, Virginians would have been like, Macaca-who? Macaca-what?
Spencer