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Those Crazy South Carolinians

Those Crazy South Carolinians
By June 27, 2007

Presidential hopeful John McCain on dropping from the race. What? You smokin' somethin'?

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We Are the Strange

We Are the Strange
By June 21, 2007

Very strange. 'Nuff said.

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Where’s George W’s Watch??

Where’s George W’s Watch??
By June 14, 2007

George Bush goes to Albania and, amidst being fondly groped by throngs of the natives, his watch disappears. The BBC takes us on a sardonically editorialized recounting of the whole horrific ordeal. Watch for such key quotes as, "Even here … Read More

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BBC News London: Olympics 2012

BBC News London: Olympics 2012
By June 7, 2007

The BBC reports: British people everywhere are confused and saddened by the new 2012 Olympics logo. Scientists predict this phenomenon has already spread to most of Europe and the US. In other news, if you cleverly rearrange the symbols, it … Read More

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Ali G at the Cannes Porn Festival

Ali G at the Cannes Porn Festival
By May 17, 2007

Booyakasha! Borat may be a little too well recognized to go around mocking every freedom loving racist in the United States, but that shouldn't stop Sascha Baron Cohen's "Ali G" character from making a big impact at the Cannes Porn … Read More

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Jewish Music – Our Brothers – Acheniu. Rabbis Danny Bergson & Mitch Goodman are Music & Joy

Jewish Music – Our Brothers – Acheniu. Rabbis Danny Bergson & Mitch Goodman are Music & Joy
By May 16, 2007

Two Rabbis living in Manchester have come together, playing concerts of Jewish Music and known as evenings of "Music and Joy". Rabbi Danny Bergson on vocals and acoustic guitar and Rabbi Mitchell Goodman on electric and acoustic guitar are taking Manchester, UK … Read More

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Mujahadeen Mickey

Mujahadeen Mickey
By May 10, 2007

I've got some bad news for you sunshine, Mickey isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate brand We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

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Britney Spears gone tranny

Britney Spears gone tranny
By May 3, 2007

Britney Spears staged her stunning 15 minute-long comeback concert at a House of Blues in San Diego with a mysterious dance troupe under the pseudonym "The M+M's". Much discussion has gone into what those letters stand for. Madness and Mayhem? … Read More

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