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Bad News Jews: Scammy Car Charities And Illegal Matzo Factories

Bad News Jews: Scammy Car Charities And Illegal Matzo Factories
By January 22, 2008

In Brooklyn, 150 residents were evicted from an illegally converted loft building after the fire department discovered an "illegal matzo factory" in the basement. Apparently, the grain used in baking matzo is a threat because it's potentially combustible. The residents … Read More

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Today In Amy Winehouse: Smoking Crack

Today In Amy Winehouse: Smoking Crack
By January 22, 2008

A video made the night before scabby British songbird Amy Winehouse appeared in court in such a disheveled state that even Carla Sosenko's bubbe got concerned shows the singer wandering around talking unintelligibly for five minutes and then smoking crack … Read More

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Zoolander + Munich = “Don’t Mess With The Zohan”?

Zoolander + Munich = “Don’t Mess With The Zohan”?
By January 22, 2008

Words I thought I’d never say: The new Adam Sandler movie (trailer below) looks kind of…good. And not totally-competent-romantic-comedy good like The Wedding Singer, or look-at-me-I-can-do-indie good like Punch-Drunk Love. Don’t Mess with the Zohan, about a Mossad agent who … Read More

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How to Sound Smart this Week: Cloverfield Edition

How to Sound Smart this Week: Cloverfield Edition
By January 21, 2008

No time to read The New Yorker, The Atlantic Monthly, the Sunday New York Times, Harpers, The Nation, The New Republic, and New York Magazine during your morning commute? Don’t worry – we’re here to help you convince those around … Read More

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This is Feminism?

This is Feminism?
By January 21, 2008

According to an article over at the Forward, Ms Magazine has refused to run an advertisement (pictured below) that features images of Israel’s top female political leaders, and the American Jewish Congress is pissed off about this. The ad was … Read More

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NYT: Coretta Scott King is Alive

NYT: Coretta Scott King is Alive
By January 20, 2008

I did a double take when I read this caption in The Times.   Wait, didn't Coretta Scott King die a couple years ago? How could Obama be standing with her? I know he's a magic man who can move … Read More

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Jewciest Week Ever!

Jewciest Week Ever!
By January 18, 2008

Tom Cruise's Scientology indoctrination video was revealed. 'Hebrew Hammer' director Jon Kesselman's eerily Tom Cruiselike Judaism indoctrination video was revealed. David Smydra wondered why the mainstream media can't seem to figure out how to cover religion. Tahl Raz offered a … Read More

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Bad Advice

Bad Advice
By January 18, 2008

The first universal rule about advice columns is that the questions are, without fail, more interesting than the answers. The second universal rule about advice columns is that all advice columnists are wrong, always. The third universal rule about advice … Read More

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