Sex & Love

There are a lot of Hanukkah songs out there, from "I Had a Little Dreidel" to Adam Sandler’s "Hanukkah Song." Most of these songs stick with the basics – candles, presents, family, potato pancakes. However, the singer Chevonne has decided to make Hanukkah sexy. Specifically, she makes sex puns about holiday accoutrements. (Sample lyrics include "I’ll hot oil you up and dance like a whore-a" and "Just like my menorah/you light me up for eight days at a time." Eight days? Sex is awesome, but that shit just sounds painful.)

If Sheena Easton had been a member of the tribe, she might have recorded this as a single.

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