How do we get rid of the JAPs?

After a bit of quiet deliberation, the Jewcy team (or a very small subset thereof) has decided that one of the great challenges facing contemporary American Jewry is the overabundance in our midst of "materialistic whores with no grander ambition but to make the transition from daddy paying the visa bill to some unlucky boyfriend/husband paying the visa bill" (wording provided by a female).

Do you buy this? If so, how do you suggest we chuck these tricks out of the mix? How do we kick 'em out of the club? How do we create an American Jewish community splendidly free of MWNGAMTDPVBSUBHPVBs? Cultural changes? Educational changes? Unremitting cattiness? Suggestions welcome.