Religion & Beliefs

The Bark Mitzvah: Not Just For Dogs

By Izzy Grinspan / March 10, 2008

Here is a picture of a cat becoming a Bar Mitzvah. I have absolutely no idea where it came from, or what kind of horrible person would peer-pressure her mother into Bar Mitzvah-ing her cats and then POST IT ON THE INTERNET. No idea at all…

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  • Izzy Grinspan
    By Izzy Grinspan 3/11/08 at 5:15 p.m. UTC

    Today is his 13th birthday in human years! I mean, um, that's what our anonymous tipster told me.

    I can has 613 mitzvot?

  • By Dan Garwood 3/11/08 at 5:09 p.m. UTC

    I can has hamburger, hold the cheez?

  • By ahutch 3/10/08 at 8:27 p.m. UTC

    I wonder: is kitty 13 or 12 1/2 in people years or kitty years?…Or is there perhaps some sort of kitty or dog age equivalent to the proper age? What about breeds that mature slower? My beloved Beau is a Maine Coon; they don't hit their full adult size until they're four or five… 

     OH THE QUANDARY!!!

  • By Meredith Jacobs 3/10/08 at 5:43 p.m. UTC

    I guess as long as they didn't serve mouse AND milk at the reception it's okay.

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