Morning News: Stocks Plunge, Bill Clinton Naps |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 22, 2008 |
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Looks Like Today Will Be Black Tuesday as Futures look awfully like a 500 point drop.
Nader to Join Bloomberg as Spoiler Candidate? The ex-Green Leader is contemplating another run for the White House. This time he is hoping for minus one percent of the vote.
Sweet Dreams? Bill Clinton cannot stay awake when he is not the center of attention.
UN to Condemn Israel. In other news: sun rises, sky is blue.
Huckabee in Trouble. The Huckster is cutting budget and trimming staff. Why has God forsaken him?
Kid Rock Supports Israel |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 21, 2008 |
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His name is Kid: and his Israeli flag was at the cleaner's.Kid Rock, Zionist: "[Israelis] unload on anybody. ‘Fuck with us? We’ll fuck you up,’” he said. “That’s my motto in life. ‘Be nice to everybody, but if somebody fucks with you, fuck them up.’”
Mitt Romney: Whiter than the whitest shade of white.
Worldwide Stock
Crash, yet since it is MLK Day, we have been spared. What’s not to love
about this holiday?
Hillary
Wants to Control the Economy. (Maybe she has read Liberal Fascism?)
Hugo Chavez
goes after the Jews. Now will Hollywood
stop supporting him?
Palestinians
Protest Gaza Shutdown, yet no protests to stop the daily rocket attacks that prompted it.
Obama, Huckabee and God: Blogger asks: is there a difference between the two candidates' religious proclamations?
Monday Morning News Round-Up |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 21, 2008 |
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The FBI Covering Up a Nuclear Spy Ring? What is it with the Feds? They are turning into the gang that could not shoot straight.
Human Rights
Activist Murdered in Venezuela, after being branded a traitor on state TV.
Will the
Surprise – Sunni Allies of U.S. are being Targeted
Update: Daniel Koffler adds:
The University of Sheffield in the UK commissioned a study on coulrophobia:
The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between 4 and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary.
Two questions spring to mind: Have attitudes about clowns changed over the years? And especially if not, how is there still a clowning market? (Via Kerry Howley.)
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 18, 2008 |
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Chris Matthews vs. Uppity Women: Hardball host Chris Matthews gets an earful from NOW, the Feminist Majority and Gloria Steinem over his anti-Hillary remarks. Although Matthews's statements were certainly insensitive, was his apology really "a victory for all women"?
I Heart Huckabee, Huckabee Heart Slavery: Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters that residents of other states have no business judging their retention of the confederate flag, which many American view as a symbol of racism. "[I]f somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do," Huckabee said.
$$$: The president is considering a tax rebate of $800 for every American in order to stimulate the economy. All we need to do is borrow $320 billion from China first.
Afternoon News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 17, 2008 |
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Morning News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 17, 2008 |
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More News from the Mouth of Howard Beale
Well, economic news continues to disappoint.
Inflation has officially arrived and it hasn’t really been in the foreground
since the late ‘70s, so no one’s really sure what to do with it. But opinions
are being offered. Presidential candidates are proposing
stimulus packages and it looks like Fed Chair Ben Bernanke will back up that option.. The Wall Street Journal explains
that this consensus about a stimulus package signals the abandonment of the economic
policy that shepherded the
A Broken Right Wing
Adrian Wooldridge (author of The Right Nation) acknowledges
the chaos in the GOP and asks who would really want to be their nominee right now? And
then he proposes a right-wing third-way with McCain over at
the New York Times. Well, maybe Larry Craig and Mark Foley can step into the leadership
vacuum and save the Republicans, because anonymous sex at Union Station and
flings with ex-pages look a lot better on your resume than being a Republican
fundraiser for al Qaeda and the Taliban.
The Burden of Governing
They Have Laws Against Drunk Driving in
Diplomatic relations between
Violence Continues in
So if a tree falls in the woods (or let’s say intense ethnic rivalry results in
the displacement of 200,000 people in
Chasing the (Generic) Dragon
The International Herald Tribune reports that European antitrust regulators
have raided the offices of some pharmaceutical giants as part of an ongoing
investigation into whether those companies are stifling the development and
distribution of more inexpensive generic knock-offs of their own branded, boutique
pills.
Monday Morning News Round-Up |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 14, 2008 |
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Proving That There Will Be No Wall Between Church and State
Huckabee campaigns by preaching at a church. This will do much to overcome many of the fears that Jewish republicans have of the Huckster…
The troll-like and irksome Sidney Blumenthal arrested for aggravated DWI. Even he has to drink to be alone with himself…
In the Democrat battle for the nomination, all of the candidates are trying to out victim each other, drawing praise or ire from the race shock troops of the left. Who is the bigger racist – Hillary or Obama. The voters will decide.
Afternoon News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 11, 2008 |
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President Bush reportedly told Condoleezza Rice that the U.S. should have blown up the Auschwitz concentration camp during World War II. (The civilian casualties might have defeated the point.)
The Hillary/Obama standoff has become a racial controversy -- and one Clinton aide dismisses Obama as voters' "imaginary hip black friend." (Holy shit!)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals opposes feeding meat to a man convicted of cannibalism. (This was almost a post on our Pickled food blog, but we couldn't find a good recipe for Human Florentine.)
O.J. Simpson's bail is revoked. Just another slice of life for the retired football player.
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 10, 2008 |
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A Peace of Bush
President Bush, visiting Ramallah, declared that “painful political concessions” are inevitable for both Israelis and Palestinians (including the question of Jerusalem and an end to “occupation”) in order to create a two-state solution.
Kerry’s Call
He’s with Obama. No props for his former running-mate and no regard for the Clinton election machine.
Paglia
The lovely and wonderful Camille takes aim at Hillary, American foreign policy, and Robert Plant’s lyrics on “Stairway to Heaven.”
The Death of High Fidelity
Rolling Stone covers one of the fundamental (and unfortunately neglected) problems of modern music: it sounds shitty. And I’m not just talking about Fergie. On the topic of the music marketplace, Trent Reznor examines how vulgar and ethically bankrupt the consumers are (and they’re the good guys compared to the scumbags at the RIAA) when it comes to compensating artists. And in yet another broadside against post-colonialist excess, Marc Geelhoad says Edward Said’s music criticism sucks.
The Suicide of Reason
Ayaan Hirsi Ali reviews Lee Harris’ The Suicide of Reason. She endorses his diagnosis of Islamic culture, but balks at his pessimism and belief in social Darwinism (that the fierce East will destroy the complacent West). Along the way she tries to contrast the “American Individualism” with Europe’s “Hegelian Statism” and hopes that the Enlightenment will save us. History professor at the University of Glasgow, Colin Kidd, has an interesting, indirect response to some of Ali’s broader ideological goals in the form of an exploration of some of the consequences of the Enlightenment on the development of race relations in the West.
Public Intellectuals and Insularity
Russell Jacoby revisits his thesis on the death of the public intellectual because of the research university’s insistence on intra-disciplinary specialization. But these high-profile intellectuals are still at work outside the academy: Stanley Fish on why the humanities won’t save us (but that’s why they’re important); Slavoj Zizek’s latest political fever-dream praises Robespierre, incites a vicious rebuke from Simon Critchley, and may simply be playing around in front of the gaze of others; and Harvey C. Mansfield snipes at economists.
And Just So This Is Clear: I Drink Your Milkshake
Is it catchy or preposterous? And can this frantic line from P.T. Anderson’s There Will Be Blood (AKA Moby Dick In Marfa) get the herd to sit through this brilliant flick?
Morning News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 10, 2008 |
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I Drink Your Milkshake. I Drink It Up.
After Hillary's win in
Problems with the Ayatollah? Swarm the US.
Using the interpretive lens of self-interest, it seems that there is a very simple
reason why some of the leadership of Iran would countenance semi-aggressive
naval tactics against the US: President Ahmadinejad is feuding with the real sovereign of Iran, Ayatolla
Ali Khamenei.
SCOTUS on Voter ID Challenge: Is This It?
According to the New York Times, most Supreme Court Justices were unimpressed
during oral arguments by the appeal brought against an
Guilty of War Crimes in
As
Election in Georgia
The Economist reports that even though President Mikheil Saakashvili prevailed
in this week’s elections, the fact that he only gained 53% of the vote (instead
of the “96%” he had in 2004) AND the fact that opposition parties garnered a relatively impressive numbers of votes, make this election to look less corrupt.
Afternoon News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 9, 2008 |
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George W. Bush has made his first visit to Israel since becoming U.S. President. He angered Palestinians by referring to Israel (the Jewish state) as a "Jewish state," and compared strife in the region to American politics. Shaping up to be another foreign policy success.
New Hampshire Lives Free for Hillar-ee
Voters in the New Hampshire primaries chose Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Although McCain's victory was expected, Clinton scored a major upset over Barack Obama, who had considerable momentum from the Iowa caucus. John Edwards came in third, but he's not out of the race -- there's still a chance, despite all the obstacles and adversities, that the Southern white man can win.
A rich Israeli -- a Diamond merchant, believe it or not -- buys a giant house. He will also star on VH1's The Fabulous Life of Ethnic Stereotypes.
Iran Accuses U.S. of Fabrication
Mahmoud is angry -- and not only because someone informed him that bestselling author James Frey made everything up.
Tuesday Morning News Round-Up |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 8, 2008 |
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Facing her second loss in a week to Obama, Hillary is
bracing herself for what may be the end of the road for her ambition. Losing to
a charismatic but untested Junior Senator must be galling to the former first
lady. Even
Colin Powell likes Obama.
Media Gets their Wish: McCain Story Comeback
Showing that the leftist media still loves McCain, they are trumpeting his lead in the polls like they have done for no other Gopnik in many years. Could their candidate really win the nomination?
In the real world foreign troubles do not stop simply
because there is an election season afoot.
Barak: New Katyusha rocket fire in north is a 'grave' incident
Two rockets go deeper into
Monday Afternoon News Round-Up |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 7, 2008 |
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With the win in
Leftist McGovern Calls for Impeachment
Showing that the lack of class has reached a new low, former Candidate and Presidential loser calls for the impeachment of Bush and Cheney, showing that the left now believes that impeachment should be used as a political tool in partisan fights. This bodes well for the Republic, don’tcha think?
The post is reporting that Bibi will not be able to meet
with GWB win he visits
Showing that winning Foreign Policy platform of NOT SUPPORTING Israel and slurring AIPAC, Ron Paul oncw again proves his fitness for office (or lack there of)…
Afternoon News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 4, 2008 |
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The Game is Real
Set your TiVos: The Wire, one of the finest works of
American art ever created, returns to HBO for its final season. Mark Bowden calls the show's fountainhead, David Simon, the angriest man in television and
attempts to dissect the The Wire's social fatalism (which he dismisses as too
bleak and Dickensian) and Simon’s own personal grudges against
institutions and individuals. The essay, and the many bloggers who have
responded to it, want to resist the nihilistic logic of the show, but can’t
deny its power or coherence. They can only claim that The Wire is too coherent
and pessimistic to actually be “real.” Watch and see for yourself.
The Future of Populism
Now that Awwww-Shucks and Edwards made strong showings in
It May Be the Economy, Stupid
Stocks closed down again. This time the bad news is
attributed to a rise in unemployment.
"I'm looking for something that says ‘Dad likes
leather.’"
Dr. Tobias Fünke was only a few
seasons away from his (latent) dream of becoming a “Leather Daddy.” Biker chic is in.
50 Worst People in America, 2007 Edition
The Beast makes it clear who should burn in hell and their guide is completed with
suggestions for how they ought to get there.
Before Awards Can Ruin Them
Here’s what the Village Voice came up with as the best feature films of 2007 (including
a very English-speaking top-10 list from J. Hoberman). Meanwhile, over at Slate, their
movie club kicks around the Coen Brothers, spits on the grave of Ingmar Bergman, and
talks about which abortion movies from 2007 must be seen (hint: Cristian Mungiu’s
4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days is the easy winner there.)
A History of Histories
Over at the Telegraph, John Adamson and Tom Holland review John Burrow’s recent addition to the field of historiography.
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 4, 2008 |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 3, 2008 |
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by Jewcy Newshound, January 3, 2008 |
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More Problems with Ethnic-National Self-Determination
And for the civil chaos hat-trick: Kosovo. Dimitri K. Simes writes
about the complexity of the current situation between Kosovo and Serbia. His explanation of the “facts on
the ground” include, how Serbia cooperated with Montenegro’s move for independence,
Serbia’s desire to maintain UN Security Council Resolution 1244, ongoing
attacks on the minority Serb populations by Albanians in Kosovo, and Russia’s public stance
of backing Serbia’s play.
Monday Afternoon News Round-Up |
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by Jewcy Newshound, December 31, 2007 |
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Bloomberg Moves Closer to Running for President
Bloomberg believes that he sees an opening in the race for
President and he wants to fill the void with his ego…After emphatically saying
that he would not run as an independent. You have to wonder, what else will he
change his mind about and does
Download Uproar: Record Industry Goes After Personal Use
Not content on suing every college student in the country, the RIAA is now going after mp3s made from legally purchased CDs. Their new argument is that you do not have the right to convert your cd into a mp3 for your computer or ipod. This argument will not win over any new support and might just be seen as the over-reach that it is.
An illuminating look at the past
year’s coverage of
With the departure of the Neocons from the Bush White House,
the administration has done a 180 and is now as incompetent as the preceding
administrations…
Marty Perez looks at what awaits this country if Obama gets elected and it is not a pleasant thought. Mining a who’s who of past failures and racialists, it looks as if Obama is clearly the leftist that so many fear him to be, added to his lack of foreign policy sense it looks to be a dire time for the republic.
Huckabee’s Foreign Affairs Lapses…
Huck claims to be in contact with John Bolton, hero to the
conservatives as a sign that he is of the right mind in these matters. Trouble
is,
Afternoon News Roundup |
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by Jewcy Newshound, December 27, 2007 |
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by Jewcy Newshound, December 27, 2007 |
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