Madonna a.k.a. EstherMadonna follows Kabbalah and believes in Jesus. MSNBC reports:

Saying that her adopted son, David, can be Christian and follow Kabbalah as well, Madonna told the BBC, “I believe in Jesus and I study Kabbalah, so I don’t see why he can’t too.”

David, of course, is the Malawian child Madonna a.ka. Esther (her Kabbalah name) just adopted. We agree, Madonna: why can't he look to you for confused religious and spiritual guidance? As long as he doesn't wind up with two fake names... Yours annoy us enough already.