The former secretary of state on the Mearsheimer/Walt thesis:

Anyone who thinks that Jewish groups constitute a homogeneous "lobby" ought to spend some time dealing with them. For example, my decision to open a dialogue with Yasser Arafat after he met certain conditions evoked a wide spectrum of responses from the government of Israel, its political parties, and American Jewish groups who weighed in on one side or the other. Other examples in which the United States rejected Israel's view of an issue, or the view of the American Jewish community, include the sale of arms to Saudi Arabia and President Reagan's decision to go to the cemetery at Bitburg, Germany.

And Ariel Sharon turned against the Iraq war long before the American people did. Condoleeza Rice just recently warned the Olmert government that if it intended to make nice with Syria, the United States would have no part in brokering this rapprochement (since Syria's open-door policy for jihadists pouring into Iraq has led to the death of countless American soldiers).

And, speaking from personal experience, the fact that the vile Anti-Defamation League is now being assailed for bestowing a jaw-breaking blowjob on Abdullah Gul can be credited to another Jewish group. This one.

I know I'll lose my position as Elder Minister of Global Copper Prices to say this, but: Note to the goyim. We all hate each other more than we hate you.