Hello. This is Maria, wife of Boris. Boris sick. Shingles. He give me contest for you.

New challenge is…

Come up with the ..

Best Ending to This Sentence: “I would like to pickle......”

(If you cannot think of an ending to that sentence, it is also acceptable to provide a beginning to this sentence: “…….and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound.”

Please enter your responses in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Deadline: Friday, 5:00 PM. Prize: Jewcy shirt of your choice. (Only registered Jewcy members are eligible for the prize.)

Boris said I pick winner for last week contest. I like Adam Shprintzen.
This summer, David Schwimmer is...
The Collapsing Cantor
You may want to have your hazzan spayed or neutered.

Congratulations.

Say prayer for Boris.

-Maria