Kim Jong-il is famous for his love of film and his aspirations as a director, and I detect the Dear Leader's fingerprints all over this one. Who else could make "You are a country of murderers!" sound so much like a compliment?

I have to admit, the video's got a point. "Bloody massacres" are one thing, but the stolen Olympic medal was just uncalled for.

If you can get through this video without humming "Fucking USA!" to yourself, you win a free Comcast account.

Hat tip to user SimpleLiquid.