Skeptics of the claim that gay marriage will destroy marriage, the family, and civilization frequently ask just how the hell two gay people getting married can affect anyone but the couple and their friends and family. Well, latte-sippers, here's documentary proof of the perils of your heathen morals:

The take-home question: Will "it's not you, it's gay marriage" become the 21st century's "it's not you, it's me"?

(h/t: John Aravosis)