No, Jamie Kennedy didn't become a Catholic priest. This is Fr. Michael Pfleger, doing some guest-pastoring/MCing at Obama's church. Noted without comment with two comments: (1) Everything he says about Hillary Clinton is true; (2) it occurs to me that I could get back into Judaism if I could find an Ethiopian reform synagogue --- any ideas?

Next up, meet a young Hillary Rodham, aged 10.

And last, to paraphrase scripture, my ears had heard of Joe Lieberman slobbering all over John Hagee, but now my eyes have seen it. There is no bargain too corrupt for Holy Joe:

Here's a prediction/hope for the next viral video: a mashup of Hillary Clinton threatening to torpedo the Democratic convention and comparing herself to Frederick Douglass, Susan B. Anthony, and Martin Luther King rolled into one, with scientologists threatening to sue everyone on earth for "enturbulation."