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by Eli Valley, February 4, 2008 |
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A few weeks ago Jewcy broke the story that a viral e-mail, directed at Jewish voters, accused "bigot" Sen. Barack Obama of "hating" Jews and sympathizing with the Nation of Islam. Many prominent Jewish leaders condemned this slander, but some readers might remain convinced. Eli Valley takes their hysteria to the next level.
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Anonymous
In Obama's book - he
In Obama's book - he clearly stated his respect and admiration for Malcolm X, who was a prominent spokesman for the Nation of Islam.
So the claim that "Obama sympathizes with the Nation of Islam" is a fact, like the existence of gravity.
JewcyCraig
Logic
Anonymous
nice argument there, craig
nice argument there, craig
zbird
Malcolm X broke with the Nation of Islam
--Z
jewlicious
Yeah, yeah....
I'm still supporting Hillary. Why didn't you add a Waffle costume? Or an "inexperienced"outfit? Of course that Taliban/Nation of Islam shit is ridiculous. There are far more compelling reasons not to vote for Obama. No need for hysterics.
Oh wait. I'm Canadian and I live in Jerusalem. Who gives a flying fuck what I think?
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JChickRocker
wow
You name what others fear to admit!
Way to be, brother!
n
jewlicious
Correction....
EV wrote: "
A few weeks ago Jewcy broke the story..."
Well, they broke the story after Rolling Stone, Slate and a dozen others, but other than that, great cartoon!
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JewcyCraig
Arguments
The argument was solid, it just, uh, lacked finesse.
ZBird's [valid] point aside, I don't know how having respect and/or admiration for a person means you unilaterally agree with every aspect of their dogma. I respect and admire Izzy greatly, but I still don't have any black jeans, skinny or otherwise, and the next engagement ring I buy will most certainly have jewels on it.
Eli Valley
RE: Correction
As the use of my name in the third person makes clear, I don't write the non-comic introductory text. But thank you so much for the catch!
Where do you blog?
jewlicious
Eli!
Didn't you read my first comment Eli Valley? Allow me to repeat: "Who gives a flying fuck what I think?" Or where I blog for that matter? Hey... you coming out for a drink this week or what?
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ariela k
Hillary is my homegirl?
I think the youtube video on barackobama.com just changed my vote in BO's favor. Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fZHou18Cdk
Shit. I'm so easily swayed. I even kinda like Mitt Romney. What's wrong with me?!
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Ryan
I think that it is more
I think that it is more than possible to admire certain aspects of someone without necessarily adhering to every single one of their views. For example, I admire Bill Clinton for his ability to finesse people into believing something that isn't necessarily true, but by the same token I don't agree with the man's taste in women.
Of course, if you get it in a chain email from the interwebz, it must be true. Everything on the internet is, especially the contradictory stuff, TRUE.
-rl
Ryan
By the way Eli, when are
By the way Eli, when are you going to change your name to Eli Bin Laden? It's clear that you don't love America and despise the Jews even more.
Just kidding.
-rl
David Strauss
What?
What?
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I print out the pages of Jewlicious.com at work and smear the satiny LaserJets all over my smudgy torso.
Proud Self-Loather
ALMOST Perfect
This is brilliant, as always, but would have been even funnier if Obama had the little cut-out stand around his feet, like many of those cut-out dolls have.
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I don't blog nowhere, beetches!
jewlicious
shwing!
I hate to admit it but the imagery of David Strauss rubbing Jewlicious all over his body gave me more wood than the possibility of the otherwise smoldering ariela k occasionally poring over my carefully crafted words. Does that make me gay?
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Anonymous
Malcom X On
Malcom X On Israel
http://www.malcolm-x.org/docs/gen_zion.htm
Anonymous
Malcom X was a a civil
Malcom X was a a civil rights leader not a murderer! honestly its people like you who don't know much about history and vote for people like bush!
A non mouse
a Hucklebee doll
I would like to see what you do with a Hucklebee doll. beyond the affable facade is something that frightens me. Or maybe it is my Jewish upbringing in the Southern Baptist South
Elvis Baldwell
It doesnt matter whether
It doesnt matter whether Obama or Hillary gets to be president, with either one you get Georg Soros as king. Obama has hired most of Jimmy Carters foreign policy staph, ie Zbig Brzestinky, Anthony Lake, etc, and since he wants to play with Iran, Obama could be the next Jimmy Carter (malaise, humiliation by Iran, 17% interest rates, long gas lines, and lots of US foreign policy defeats). Yay, lets go back to the seventies
Anonymous
Malcom X was assasinated
Malcom X was assasinated because he came out against the racism of the Nation of Islam, so Obama was right to admire him. In fact Malcom X made his conversion, turning against his earlier racism as a result of his experience in performing the Hajj, where he learned Islam embrases all people regardless of race.
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