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Yeah, yeah, but asking what's your sign goes down much better with the Postal Service playing in the background. 

By day, Braff's usually hanging out at the Washington Square Park dog run, using his terrier, Roscoe, as babe bait; by night, he's haunting bars like the Beatrice Inn, deploying pickup lines such as "You have a nice bottom" and "You have a hot bod." (To ensure a steady stream of nubiles at such excursions, Braff often deputizes a friend of his, a local plastic surgeon, and instructs him to "line up some 9s and 10s for us.")

One young lass, out with friends recently, watched in shock as Braff told her companion, "You have nice breasts." To ward off his advances, the girl claimed she was seeing someone; Braff immediately turned his attentions to another member of her party.

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