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What is Frum Porn? |
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 by Heshy Fried, February 3, 2010 |
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By now I am sure you have all heard of Shaindy.com, which is a website catering to Orthodox Jews who want to meet other Orthodox Jews for extra-marital affairs. I am also sure you have browsed through - and laughed at - the Chassidic sex ads in the casual encounters section of Craigslist. Many of you may have even seen the Tefillin Date blog or tried to search for frum porn yourselves, either because you are truly interested in finding some hot women wearing nothing but sheitels, or you are a serious porn fan who likes to find new and exciting varieties of smut online.
I personally am fascinated with the whole subject of frum porn, purely from a statistical perspective (girls in long skirts just don't do it for me even if they are showing a little more ankle than normal). You see, I run a popular Orthodox blog that makes fun of Orthodoxy. Due to Google's search engine algorithms, many people who come to my site are searching for frum porn. Not just frum porn, but everything from "naked Lubavitch girls" to "Chassidic gang bangs", and much more. I have wondered for years what exactly they expected to find, who these people were, and what exactly would constitute frum porn.
By definition frum porn would be oxymoronic - that would mean that the porn stars would have to be dressed modestly and this would defeat the entire purpose of porn in the first place. Maybe it would mean that all products used in the video were certified kosher, and before licking any cream products off of each other the porn star would make the required blessing. Maybe all of the male stars had to be circumcised, or the women had to keep their hair covered during the video.
"Bais Yaakov Girls Gone Wild" has been in my imagination since I was 15. I never thought there were any other sick yeshiva guys like myself, but I have been surprised again and again by the search traffic to my site and the random emails from horny Chassidim in Brooklyn who think that I hold the key to their frum porn adventures.
Several months ago I wrote about the Hot Chani phenomena sweeping through religious neighborhoods in the New York metro area. "Hot Chanis" are religious women who wear wigs but dress very scandalous with tight short skirts, hooker boots and lots of makeup. I posted an example and was flooded with emails from people seeking more pictures. I told them I was not in the porn business - but that they should take s stroll down any street in Flatbush if they wanted some Hot Chani action.
I have been rethinking this whole comedy thing, seems I could make a killing in the frum or Chassidic porn industry.
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juliestevenson23
"Bais Yaakov Girls Gone Wild" has been in my imagination since
I was 15. I never thought there were any other sick yeshiva guys like
myself, but I have been surprised again and again by the search traffic to my
site and the random emails from horny Chassidim in Brooklyn who think that I
hold the key to their frum porn adventures"
Haha, this is a hilarious topic Heshy, your blog seems like it would cause some laughs as well. Nice blog by the way!
- Julie, Free Credit Reports (Financial Rep & Advisor)
sociologist
After many years working in the sex research field I have never heard of this before. I have read articles about specific sexual problems related to Orthodox couples but never heard of frum porn. It seems to me you are partially serious.
Lev Davidovich
Sociologist - he is partially serious. Leah Kleim used to put some frum porn on her site sometimes. I guess it appeals to frum people in the same way lots of people like "amateur" porn. Of course there is the extra naughtiness factor of it being especially illicit but mainly I think it's "girl next door" appeal for people who live in those communities.
Heshy - you undoubtedly could make a killing.We should go into business.
Felicitybramble
Thers a niche in every niche. No matter how weird
Julie G
I suppose I don't see the appeal there.
Klezmer gang bangs, on the other hand...
Heshy Fried
I wish I could give you guys my search engine statistics, I had one that was "lunavitch girl with cucumber up butt" how that landed on my page I have no idea, but there is definitely a want for the stuff.
Tefillin date blog is a good example although it is rather disgusting if you ask me, and from a pornographic perspective it appears that regular pictures were photoshopped to display snoods or wigs - how that is sexy I have no idea.
baruch1
Ah, this brings back memories. I remember how hard it was to convince my frum ex-girlfriend to drop her drawers for me before I bought the goods. It was a deal breaker. Then to rub it in I went and got a boyfriend. Geez, it might have actually been a good three-way come to think of it in retrospect. Darn it! I should have kept her around for the real good stuff!
Muscle-Builder
Very interesting article, agree with alot of things in it :)
alexstack
i dont think i am that interested in this
Kokapelye
Yeh, I guess Chani’s hot, given the daytime surface temperature of Arrakis. But does she need to cinch her stillsuit tighter than necessary for efficient pumping? And the stiletto boots? Are those really useful in the deep desert?
We were slaves in Egypt, now we are Fremen.
Empress Trudy
Anything that can be used for porn and for anything else, will be used for porn.
Sharon Udasin
Wasn't Shaindy.com disbanded several months ago because of some kind of account fraud?
-Sharon Udasin, http://www.sharonudasin.com
jonahj
Everyone has their own fetish, but sometimes I wonder, how do people wake up in the morning and think this is sexy? To each his own I suppose. To me this is more funny than anything hahaha. Very entertaining.
Jonah - Blogger at <a href="http://www.guidetogetherback.com">Ex2 Sytem Blog</a> (Relationship Guides)