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The Weekly Standard's Michael Goldfarb Reads '1984' As A Playbook |
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by Daniel Koffler, April 7, 2008 |
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Someone forgot to inform Michael Goldfarb that the appendix to 1984 on Newspeak is not an instruction manual for political writing. Have a look at his remarkable defense of former Deputy Assistant Attorney General, current Berkeley law professor, and now and forever war criminal John Yoo:
[S]ome folks are more easily shocked than I am, and they are in full moral outrage mode this morning with the release of a 2003 memo by John Yoo (now a professor at Berkeley!) approving "harsh interrogation techniques." Oh, the humanity!
I have a very clear understanding, and so do you and so does Goldfarb, of what the
Unicorns word "torture" means. I have only the cloudiest impression about "harsh interrogation techniques," however, and so do you and so does Goldfarb. We can get a better idea of what the term means by looking at some of its instances. They include: putting screws underneath prisoners' fingernails, pouring lye on their exposed skin, cutting out their tongues, poking out their eyes, passing electric currents through their testicles, destroying their sanity by subjecting them to various forms of sensory and sleep deprivation, strapping them to boards and pouring water down their throats to produce the physiological reaction to drowning, sodomizing them to death with flashlights, setting feral dogs on them, and shackling them in standing positions in which their arms are stretched so far over their heads that as they fatigue and their bodies gradually slump, pressure builds up in their torsos until their ribs break, their internal organs are punctured by jagged bones, and they suffocate through internal bleeding.
Oddly, all the foregoing sounds rather less depraved and the men who commissioned
Soft-serve Vanilla Ice Cream it rather less deserving of a war crimes trial, conviction, and lifetime prison sentences when you call what they did "harsh interrogation." No wonder Goldfarb reflexively trusts the government never to "shock [his] conscience." Model Soviet citizen that he is, he's got a ready-made euphemism for whatever unspeakable act he'd like to avoid thinking about. But on reflection, isn't "harsh" a bit, well, harsh? Let's try "enhanced interrogation technique." That gets us around even weakly implying that the thing we're talking about is in any way more severe than ordinary interrogation --- it's just better.
Why, indeed, refer to torture with the term "interrogation" at all? Let's just call it "unicorns." Now substitute and clear away some of the unnecessary throat clearing from Goldfarb's passage: "Some folks are outraged that John Yoo wrote a memo approving 'unicorns'. Oh the humanity!"
This suggests a general strategy for apologists for the Bush administration's crimes. Warrantless wire-tapping shall be henceforth known as "chocolate chips." Disappearing and imprisoning known innocent men in secret dungeons for years on end without trial can be called "Fraggle Rock."
Take that, excitable liberal media.
Rad Geek
More Orwell; perhaps apropos
Anonymous
Goldfarb has a point.
Goldfarb has a point. Instead of erupting in self-righteous outrage at those responsible for interrogation enhancements, why not just make them non-negotiable offers of structured housing arrangements? If it's good enough for those who practice lifespan adjustment or who give unprompted internal massages, then surely we owe it to these noble unicorn-chasers.
Seth
shrewd point
Putting this kind of bogus, blandifying language in perspective is the only way we're going to reawaken our capacity for outrage. And that's the only way we're going to be able to react like moral human beings. Good job!
Shem_Shelkha_Kan
What, Me Worry?
Confucius once said something like "If you don't get your terms right, you're not going to have an articulate discussion." (I've taken some liberties with the original Chinese, but I swear I have rendered their import accurately... :P) Calling a rose by any other name may not make the rose less sweet smelling, but it'll sure keep a lot of people from coming by the rose garden to sniff that fragrant fleur. That's the point of this Orwellian use of terms like "enhanced interrogation" (which, be it noted, comes directly from the Nazi term "verschaerfte Vernehmung"): not so much to control the discussion of the moral issues posed by what the Bush Administration is doing in Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, and other places, as to shut it down entirely.
phasearth
the good Americans
Well finally we can stop wondering, in mock outrage, how the German people could have gone on with their ordinary lives in the shadow of the concentration camps in their back yards. Back in the day of verschaerfe Vernehmung such volk were called "the good Germans."It is sad and dispiriting how many of those whose conscience is not easily shocked today are Jews. Goldfarb is one of the new "good Americans?" Never again? Try not only again, but this time we ourselves are putting on the jackboots. Oh, the humanity...
graham
euphemism and american violence
For a more nuanced, better researched and less aggressive discussion see David Bromwich's excellent article "Euphemism and American Violence" from the New York Revie of Books, Volume 55, Number 5 · April 3, 2008
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21199
Kip W
enhanced language techniques
This new use of language is terribly exciting. I hope I'm using it right when I say that this Mr. Goldfarb undoubtedly deserves a hearty pat on the back.
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