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If you want to impress this Hanukkah, you’ve got to stay up on the trends. Here is some pre-Hannukkah internet reconnaissance for all you heebsters out there on what is in and what is out.

  • In: Semi-ironic Hannukah-themed graphic tees. Urban Outfitters has taken its trendiness to a new level by marketing not one, but two (TWO!) Hannukah-inspired t-shirts. Then again, they are also single handedly trying to bring back the black mesh bodysuit, so we’ll see how far this goes.
  • Out: Celebrity-designed vegan footwear. Back in February, we let y’all know about Natalie Portman’s line of cruelty-free, no-animals-included shoes. Now, less than one year later, we have to let you know that all that vegan accesorizing is over. According to E! Online, it isn’t any fault of Natalie’s, or of her brand, but rather the folding of its parent company, Té Casan. Damn you, economic crisis!
  • In: Bacon-flavored makeouts. Buzzfeed has found us the perfect holiday item to keep in your purse, or to share with friends. Introducing: bacon mints! The perfect treify breath freshener for popping under your traditional Hannukkah mistletoe.
  • In: Walruses with saxophones. Finally, one of the largest of animals are free to embrace the smallest of instruments. Not really Jewish, but we just couldn’t resist!
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