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Wacko Jacko To Do Islam If Jermaine Has A Say

Rumor has it Michael Jackson will soon convert to Islam if he listens to big brother Jermaine. Taking responsibility for Michael's decision to flee the U.S. for Bahrain after being acquitted on child molestation charges, the star of this past … Read More

By / January 31, 2007

Rumor has it Michael Jackson will soon convert to Islam if he listens to big brother Jermaine. Taking responsibility for Michael's decision to flee the U.S. for Bahrain after being acquitted on child molestation charges, the star of this past season of "Celebrity Big Brother" said this week, "I was the reason why he [Michael] had gone there [Bahrain] because I wanted him to get out of America and just go somewhere it's peaceful and quiet and people pray five times a day which is beautiful."

In the spirit of Islam, Jermaine's heartfelt advice, and all things wacko, Israellycool has drafted a list of traits Jackson shares with Islamic fundamentalists.

1) Islamic fundamentalists blame the Jooos…so does Michael.

2) Islamic fundamentalists have a thing for veils ..so does Michael.

3) Islamic fundamentalists are not too fond of monkeysneither is Michael.

4) Islamic fundamentalists are into self-mutilation..so is Michael.

5) Islamic fundamentalists like to hang people…so does Michael.

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