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‘Twas the First Night of Hanukkah

'Twas the first night of Hanukkah
And on each Jewcy table Not a Menorah was present Or so goes this Fable

All the workers worked quietly Til one passer-by called us out "You call yourselves Jewish?" He said with a shout

We fretted and frowned At the words of this man But then Izzy stood up And said "I've got a plan!"

She remembered an email That Tara had sent A small paper menorah! The day was not spent!

Izzy and Craig With scissors in hand Set to work cutting No regard to the plan

When it all was done And the candles affixed It looked only half-great …The feelings were mixed

And so to her iMac Izzy did run And took a picture for you And for holiday fun

We wish you the best On this Festival of Lights We wish you a menorah Cause ours kind of bites

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