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This Just In: Our Men Have Small Penises

If the sign of a healthy democracy is a media that publishes “inconvenient truths,” then Indian democracy has no peer. This weekend, the Times of India offered 450 million Indian men the following news in an article titled "Indian men … Read More

By / December 11, 2006

If the sign of a healthy democracy is a media that publishes “inconvenient truths,” then Indian democracy has no peer.

This weekend, the Times of India offered 450 million Indian men the following news in an article titled "Indian men don't measure up":

Scientists at the country's premier medical research institute have just concluded an extensive two-year study of the penis sizes of Indian men. The data is still being collated and analysed by the Indian Council of Medical Research (ICMR), but…"data collected in Mumbai till 2001 showed that 60% of the participants measured 126 to 156 mm in length and 30% between 100 and 125 mm," said a city researcher, pointing out that [Indian penises averaged 5 cm shorter than the international average].

I'll never again complain about Ha'aretz carrying B'tselem reports.

Compounding the bad news is that a parallel study launched by the Pakistani Council of Medical Research has determined that Pakistani men have the largest penises in the world.

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