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The Death of Boris Jackson. Last Contest.

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September 10, 2007

This Maria. Boris dead. I say no pee on electric fence. Boris pee on electric fence. Last contest to honor memory: Best Epitaph for Boris Jackson (If you cannot think of an epitaph, you may also come up with the best erotic fantasy involving Boris Jackson and a plate of warm noodle kugel.) Last week winner: Mason Lerner. Adios, Maria

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Boris Jackson lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan with his wife, Maria, and his four children: Julio, Jorge, Squirrelisha, and David. When not thinking of creative challenges, he enjoys bass fishing and playing with the family’s dog, Ralph.

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