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The Book of Teen Pageantry, 6:13

And God came to me and said, "Hast thou seen the glory that is Miss Teen USA?" And I said, "Nay, lord. Open my eyes!" "Open your eyes," said He, "Look upon all that is good and holy. Witness the … Read More

By / August 28, 2007

And God came to me and said, "Hast thou seen the glory that is Miss Teen USA?"

And I said, "Nay, lord. Open my eyes!"

"Open your eyes," said He, "Look upon all that is good and holy. Witness the radiant beauty of Miss South Carolina, and see her gracefully navigate the tempest fields of intellectual discourse, speaking with Mine sweetness of honeyed tongue. And it is good."

"And it is good," repeated I.

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